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fubar
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Let's argue religion!
« on: Sep 10th, 2007, 5:03pm » |
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A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this c hurch." The secretary leaves
her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen
to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor
asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in
the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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Re: Let's argue religion!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 10th, 2007, 5:28pm » |
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Re: Let's argue religion!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 10th, 2007, 5:29pm » |
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typical wimminz dont know when to shut up! 
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Re: Let's argue religion!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 10th, 2007, 5:34pm » |
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LOL
That was a good one!
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Re: Let's argue religion!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 10th, 2007, 5:45pm » |
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I needed that!
Thank you Foobs - spot on as always 
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Re: Let's argue religion!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 10th, 2007, 6:28pm » |
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hell, I think I want to marry that SOB....
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