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PollyPocket
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For my friends
« on: Aug 18th, 2007, 5:25pm » |
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This made me laugh! Lets get Saturday night rollin'!
1. When you are sad ...I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue ...I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile ...I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared ...I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused ...I will use little words.
7. When you are sick ...Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath; I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend."
And always remember: when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
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Jonny
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #1 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 6:08pm » |
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9. When you are horny I will fuck you like the beast, but in a good way 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5r3gVs6UG5Q
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #2 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 6:14pm » |
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10) Your greatest friend will not come and bail you out of jail. They will be in the next cell saying..."Damn that was a blast."
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Jonny
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #3 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 6:16pm » |
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11, A friend will help you kill someone, your best friend will help you burry it.
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #4 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 6:26pm » |
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
the devil changes you !
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #5 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 6:33pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2007, 6:14pm, Redd wrote:| 10) Your greatest friend will not come and bail you out of jail. They will be in the next cell saying..."Damn that was a blast." |
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Yup I'll go with that one LOL Although I'm out on the razz in Margate next weekend for one of my friends hen nights so a bail fund might be handy
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #6 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 6:45pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2007, 6:33pm, LeLimey wrote:
Yup I'll go with that one LOL Although I'm out on the razz in Margate next weekend for one of my friends hen nights so a bail fund might be handy |
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LOOK OUT MARGATE !!
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #7 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 8:03pm » |
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Good friends are hard to come by! Thank the stars I have you guys!!! 
Bridget
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #8 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 8:40pm » |
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Bridget-some women say a hard friend is good to come by 
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #9 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 8:43pm » |
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James James James.....
Innuendo will get you 15 to 20....
(snide and dirty comebacks that is)
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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KJ
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Re: For my friends
« Reply #10 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 8:54pm » |
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Awww Redd, I couldn't help it....her animated figure flashed me 
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