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Ladies, help me out here
« on: Aug 17th, 2007, 8:11pm » |
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and yes, this is a totally useless post to our ch menfolk.
How do you explain to a spouse the reason behind buying the smokin' hot red shoes? 4" heels, criss cross straps across the toe, ankle strap. schweeeeeet!
BECAUSE THEY'RE SMOKIN HOT, DUMBASS! BECAUSE YOU'RE EYEBALLS BUGGED OUT, ...........DUH! So why you askin'???
How do I say that sweetly? 
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #1 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 8:22pm » |
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I'm sure you'll get a few "schwing!!!" posts in response....
Don't say - show. Hubby will love it!!
love ya, sugar!
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #2 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 8:37pm » |
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I simply look mine in the eyes and say, "But honey, I just had to have them. They were on sale and I saved so much money. Besides they go with my outfit. That usually shuts him up quickly because he knows I already bought them and he cant win and doesn't have the heart to tell me to return them.
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #3 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 8:47pm » |
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lol karla! they DO go with the outfit and I did just HAVE to HAVE them!
Liz hon, I dont want any "schwing" comments, I just want to figure out how to explain this: yeah, you guys want to see women in the fm pumps, but get pissy when we buy em. Lost cause, huh?
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #4 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 9:06pm » |
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Not a lost cause.
You saw them. They cried out to you, "Buy Me Now, Jen". You bought them and will enjoy them. End of story.
Makes sense to me!
Same thing happens to me when I go into Home Depot.  . Never thought I would find so much joy buying a chain saw.
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #5 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 9:15pm » |
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cyn, I am not allowed to go into home depot or lewos by bymself. lol I don't wnat items, i want to buy ROWS.
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #6 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 9:32pm » |
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Gotta love those power tools plus it's also a very cool song by The Tubes. 
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #7 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 9:47pm » |
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ooh. nuttin' like a good power tool to get me revved up....
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #8 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 9:49pm » |
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No schwing comments? Are you sure?
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #9 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 9:51pm » |
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I'm suprised no one has said it yet....
This thread is worthless without pics.
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #10 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 9:57pm » |
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Simply top them off with new matching bra and panties, and show them off that way. No explanation necessary!
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #11 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 11:02pm » |
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Say: I thought of making love to you in-----whatever you just bought. Works for me, until I asked for a new mountain bike. Men think in "sex". If he thinks we think that way too, he will, then, won't be mad. Leah.
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #12 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 11:02pm » |
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that is a good idea!or you can show up only with a robe (nothing under) smelling really nice and wearing those incredible shoes and say with a deep sensual tone of voice:
"look handsome, what I found, don't you think they are gorgeous?" and let the robe fall slowly while you model your new and wonderful shoes!!
He won't even notice your shoes, trust me
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 12:08am » |
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You women and the silly shoe talk Just wear them and dont say a word to him about it. So that way he'll just feel lucky to have you on his arm
Edit to add; Unless you already have 200 pairs and 17 in red?
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #15 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 5:03am » |
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Tell him they were "buy one, get one free" - worked for me for YEARS!!!
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #16 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 8:04am » |
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Unfortunately brew would know I didn't buy them for myself. . . . spent too many younger years in shoes like that and now the feet are ruined.
Legs are still good, but the feet , they protest heels!
So all he'd ask is why am I buying shoes for other women?
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #17 on: Aug 18th, 2007, 8:13am » |
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Good morning MW 
Do this: buy the shoes, then hit him upside the head with them.......THAT'S what I bought 'em for! j/k
Chuck's pic was really close to the ones I bought. And I am diggin' bridget's response- good idea
Helen was also right- I've used the bogo quite often. Often enough to have a closet full of shoes, boots, sandals.............did I mention I have a shoe thing?
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #18 on: Aug 19th, 2007, 2:51am » |
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Jen, you don't need a reason to buy them - but a reason to wear them!
I once let my "dream shoes" pass me by and then I spent years trying to find as great ones... So the next time I'll "fall in love" with shoes, I won't let anyone stop me!
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #19 on: Aug 20th, 2007, 11:12am » |
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Wow...the men actually behaved on this one. LOL
I have a couple of pairs myself Jennifer...my husband never questions why I buy them. If anything he encourages it...LOL
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #20 on: Aug 20th, 2007, 11:15am » |
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on Aug 17th, 2007, 9:51pm, Racer1_NC wrote:I'm suprised no one has said it yet....
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #21 on: Aug 20th, 2007, 11:16am » |
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on Aug 17th, 2007, 9:57pm, HeadhurtinMama wrote:Simply top them off with new matching bra and panties, and show them off that way. No explanation necessary!
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #22 on: Aug 20th, 2007, 7:37pm » |
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« Reply #23 on: Aug 22nd, 2007, 6:53pm » |
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really, how many men notice it when you wear a new pair of shoes, of haircut, or whatever.....LOL
but, what Bridget says..... works with me..
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Re: Ladies, help me out here
« Reply #24 on: Aug 22nd, 2007, 7:59pm » |
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on Aug 22nd, 2007, 6:53pm, Philip wrote:really, how many men notice it when you wear a new pair of shoes, of haircut, or whatever.....LOL
but, what Bridget says..... works with me..
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