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Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
« on: Aug 14th, 2007, 12:55pm » |
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Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and Make Some Big Bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2007.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
- Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
- Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
- MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
- ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
- FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
- Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
- PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
- Knott NOW!
And finally ....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
- TittyTittyBang Bang
OK, so this is not the "funnies page".....so shoot me....
preferably with a new S&W  ......Tim
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Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
« Reply #1 on: Aug 14th, 2007, 1:52pm » |
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I'm speechless.
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Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
« Reply #2 on: Aug 14th, 2007, 10:20pm » |
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Don't forget that General Electric, the May Co. and Honey Baked Ham are merging to
General May Ham.
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Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
« Reply #3 on: Aug 14th, 2007, 11:42pm » |
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Not any stranger than some of my old broker's recommendations.
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Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
« Reply #4 on: Aug 14th, 2007, 11:45pm » |
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5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
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Quote: Brewcrew Posted on: Today at 10:52am
I'm speechless
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I'll bet you are..lmao Bill
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Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
« Reply #5 on: Aug 15th, 2007, 12:51am » |
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on Aug 14th, 2007, 12:55pm, tanner wrote:| FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: - FedUP. |
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Hilarious! 
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