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sldrswyfe
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I Can't Blame My Husband....
« on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 1:51am » |
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for sitting all the way in the toilet with the seat up this time!!
I left the seat up after cleaning it and ended up with my knees next to my ears. Ouch.
That is bad at ANYTIME....but when you're not fully awake...it's somehow worse. 
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:01am » |
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Best to get the seat out of the way.
Toilet seats themselves can be hazardous. Ask Chuck.
Sorry to hear you got wet.
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George
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #2 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:24am » |
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He...he...he..... 
never ending story.
He...he..he
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #3 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 3:28am » |
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Oh, I'm sorry... 
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #4 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 4:16am » |
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #5 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 7:45am » |
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Im glad you found humor in that E!!  I do too....now, hours later.
You obviously have experience...
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"Great spirits have always found violent
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"I'll DIE on MY FEET, before I LIVE on MY KNEES"...thanks Jonny...that meant alot
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #6 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 7:50am » |
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George?? Without a seat, how would I....forget it!
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"Great spirits have always found violent
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"I'll DIE on MY FEET, before I LIVE on MY KNEES"...thanks Jonny...that meant alot
"Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave?"....Your damn right it does.
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #7 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:13am » |
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But I'll bet you had that shower-fresh feeling for hours afterward.
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #8 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:15am » |
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I can't tell you how much I want to ban all of those type commercials!!! They really go overboard...
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"Great spirits have always found violent
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"I'll DIE on MY FEET, before I LIVE on MY KNEES"...thanks Jonny...that meant alot
"Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave?"....Your damn right it does.
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #9 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:42am » |
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With the size of my Big Ass, I could never fall in!
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #10 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:45am » |
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Upps!! sorry Sherri but the visuals are very funny!!!!
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #11 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:49am » |
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Hey kids thanks for a great start to my week
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #12 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:03am » |
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Then you would've really enjoyed the "auditory" part...and the temper tantrum Rosy!!
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #13 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:06am » |
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I think I would have jumped into the shower right away
I hope the toilet did not have kids left overs in it ....
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #14 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:02am » |
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Rosy,
I was BESIDE myself...THANK GOD the water was clean!!
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"Great spirits have always found violent
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"I'll DIE on MY FEET, before I LIVE on MY KNEES"...thanks Jonny...that meant alot
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #15 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:29am » |
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It was very early in my marriage...about 2:00 am, I heard the splash, the yelling and cursing................it'll be 25 years in September and I've NEVER made that mistake again!!!!  Thanks for the smile!!!!
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #16 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:45am » |
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on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:06am, Rosybabe wrote: I hope the toilet did not have kids left overs in it ....
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ummmm just about lost my breakfast 
and that is only because OMG I can only imagine. How horrible . Hopefully you are dry now.
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #17 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:52am » |
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he he he ......funny....
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #18 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 11:40am » |
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on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:52am, Mark C wrote:
What are you saying, Mark? That every clusterheadaches.com addict should have one of those so we won't miss a moment?
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #19 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 11:55am » |
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Okay THAT redefines a CH addict!!!!
(but i want one)
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #20 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:15pm » |
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At least now you are fully awake!
That was funny. Thanks for sharing the humor with us.
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #21 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:19pm » |
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ROTFLMAO ! I been there done that !
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #22 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:15pm » |
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Oh my. Is there nothing we can do?.....  
Yuz all kill me.
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #23 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:20pm » |
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on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:15pm, Charlie wrote:Oh my. Is there nothing we can do?.....
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where the hell do you find those Charlie??? ROFLMAO
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Re: I Can't Blame My Husband....
« Reply #24 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:35pm » |
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I can not believe I am commenting on a toilet topic.
A couple of our friends come over to visit and put the seat up and turn the toilet paper around the other way and other harmless but funny stuff like that. Our friend Sue comes out of the bathroom and smiles and say's " I hope you don't mind, but I brushed my teeth with the blue brush, thanks."
I own a lot of tooth brushes.
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