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My neighbor is such an ass....
« on: Jul 30th, 2007, 8:56pm » |
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hole! Second time in 3 years that I was sitting on the patio and having 1 beer  and I hear this buzzing and crackling. I look up at his pine tree, and lo and behold the damn thing is smoking and has a little flame going on up top because its touching the wires. So I had to call the FD because the idiot wasn't home.
The last time this happened they told him to cut the tree down but he didn't. Mind you, this guy has plenty of money to have it done or plenty of tools to do it himself. The last time he said to me "Hopefully next time the power company will cut it down and I won't have to pay for it.
I hope the Goddamn thing bursts into flames and falls on his garage where he keeps all of his tools that he never uses 
The Power company is on the way, I'll let you know what happens.
I work for an electrical company and I have seen films of what can happen when this shit arc flashes and destroys everything in its path, and my home would be first in line. Maybe I should just bitchslap the not a very nice person!
I'll be back.
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #1 on: Jul 30th, 2007, 8:59pm » |
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Get your chainsaw out and cut the damned thing down -aiming it, of course, towards his house! Then put on your most innocent face and claim to know nothing!
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 30th, 2007, 9:03pm » |
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Get a copy of the fire Dept. report and take it to the town hall and file a complaint. Get a report from what ever town or city agency that ordered him to take it down and bring that to.
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #3 on: Jul 30th, 2007, 9:05pm » |
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I think the city can make him cut the tree because it is a hazard. The city made my neighboor across the street to cut down a half broken silver maple because it was about to break and fall into the power lines.
He was complaining about it because it would cost him about $200 tu have it cut but He did not want to pay the fine that could be from $800 up to whatever the cost would be to repair the power lines.
So, the tree is cut.
Why don't you ask the electric company if they can do something about it..maybe a little phone call to the city  ...
in the mean time throw some frogs into his yard 
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #4 on: Jul 30th, 2007, 9:36pm » |
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Drive a couple of copper nails into it that will kill the tree and he will have to chop it down. 
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #5 on: Jul 30th, 2007, 9:46pm » |
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Im voting for bitchslap, but you knew I would
You gonna let this fuck burn your house?
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #6 on: Jul 30th, 2007, 11:29pm » |
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The electric company showed up. They did have the record of them telling him to have it cut down because it was a hazard. Evidently he had 1 year to get it done, it has been more than that. They said they will bill him $600 tomorrow after they have it cut down! LMMFAO!
I can't wait till this asspipe gets home from vacation and finds the bill in his mailbox!
Sometimes life is good.
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #7 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 2:39am » |
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I have to show this thread to Timo! He hates some of the trees on our neighbours' side (they block the view to the lake... ). A thread like this will make his day...
And yes, sometimes life is good...
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #8 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 6:15am » |
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on Jul 30th, 2007, 11:29pm, jimmers wrote:The electric company showed up. They did have the record of them telling him to have it cut down because it was a hazard. Evidently he had 1 year to get it done, it has been more than that. They said they will bill him $600 tomorrow after they have it cut down! LMMFAO!
I can't wait till this asspipe gets home from vacation and finds the bill in his mailbox!
Sometimes life is good.
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you can enjoy that beer now jim.
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 8:51am » |
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 9:07am » |
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LOL...
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Re: My nieghbor is such an ass....
« Reply #11 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 11:58am » |
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That was a very clever way to to type a$$hole and get it to appear.
Im sorry for your situation...it was as funny as hell to read though...you certainly have a way with words
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 12:02pm » |
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on Jul 30th, 2007, 11:29pm, jimmers wrote:The electric company showed up. They did have the record of them telling him to have it cut down because it was a hazard. Evidently he had 1 year to get it done, it has been more than that. They said they will bill him $600 tomorrow after they have it cut down! LMMFAO!
I can't wait till this asspipe gets home from vacation and finds the bill in his mailbox!
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Re: My neighbor is such an ass....
« Reply #13 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 12:50pm » |
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LOL! Great!!
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Re: My neighbor is such an ass....
« Reply #14 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 2:09pm » |
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Sometimes life is good, isn't it?
Have another beer, on me!
And, when the A$$hole gets home, please please post back here and let us all know what he said! Inquiring minds are just dying to know 
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Re: My neighbor is such an ass....
« Reply #15 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 10:26pm » |
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Know what you mean Jim.
Two trees on my neighbors land found their way through our house after the Storm. It was not his fault. I'm okay with that.
But he never lifted a finger to help. He eventually had FEMA remove the damaged trees from his land and elected not to have the 20' stumps taken down adjacent to our property line. One day I will have to cut them down because, should they fall, they may damage our once damaged pump tank.
I asked him the other day if he wanted to go-in half on taking out the remaining Pines that may find their way into either one of our houses, in the event of another storm, and his reply was, "what are you,...a morphodite"? I walked away shaking my head, astounded, at the sublime ignorance.
The guy, unfortunately, has reproduced and his good for nothing Son lives down the street.
I can only find solace in your result. Good for you.
Thank you very much.
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Re: My neighbor is such an ass....
« Reply #16 on: Aug 1st, 2007, 7:14pm » |
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The tree is down, the bill was in his mailbox when he got back home today, and nothing but dirty looks towards me! In the immortal words of jonny "Sucks to be him!"
Am I a prick or what?
Jimmers, who will sleep better tonight.
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Re: My neighbor is such an ass....
« Reply #17 on: Aug 1st, 2007, 7:31pm » |
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on Aug 1st, 2007, 7:14pm, jimmers wrote:
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Yes, a non PC prick....there are very few of us, never change!
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