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Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:08pm » |
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Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi. But Guns Still Mandatory
In a stunning legislative move, the Supreme Court of Mississippi (which consists of three men named Billy Bob and a cocker spaniel) banned the sale, advertising, or exhibiting of any three-dimensional device used primarily for the stimulation of human genitalia.
The landmark decision makes sex toy possession a felony punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a $75 fine. Once the controversial law passed, Mississippi's governor Haley Barbour authorized several sting operations across the state to rid Mississippi of the phallic threat to southern life, a threat second only to terrorism in these dangerous and vulnerable times.
At an adult store named Good Vibrations on the east side of Jackson, several undercover policemen witnessed the sale of not one, not two, but 18 individual sex toys during lunch hour earlier this week. "Things were really buzzing at the store," commented store owner Gale McFarland from behind bars in the Jackson state prison for women. "None of us realized that the hot men in trench coats were cops. We thought they were Atlanta metrosexuals in the market for some new anal plugs. When they asked to frisk us, we just thought they were ordinary perverts," said the 61 year old grandmother of four. McFarland and her employees are eligible for parole in 2010.
Outlawed in Texas also
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #1 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:16pm » |
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Yeah...they definately should be locked up..right up there with molesters, rapists, murderers....uh..yeah ok.
And how exactly do they "catch" people that already own them...never mind, don't answer that. We could really run with this one.
As far as Im concerned this marks the stupidist thing I have EVER heard.
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #2 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:27pm » |
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Vibrator will do you no good anyway, Jonny, just chip your teeth. Like when Chewy took a blow-up doll back to the store and complained it went down on him - manager tried to charge him double.
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #3 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:29pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2007, 8:27pm, AussieBrian wrote:| Vibrator will do you no good anyway, Jonny, just chip your teeth. Like when Chewy took a blow-up doll back to the store and complained it went down on him - manager tried to charge him double. |
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:35pm » |
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #5 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:37pm » |
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I think everyone in America ought to mail Governor Haley Barbour a dildo.
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:38pm » |
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #7 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:48pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2007, 8:37pm, George_J wrote:| I think everyone in America ought to mail Governor Haley Barbour a dildo. |
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 8:53pm » |
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ya know...George may have a really good idea.
If just the people from this board alone participated...it sure as hell would make a dent.
If nothing else it would be as funny as hell...can you imagine how pissed off he would be???
Better yet, a box, stuffed with them,so that when he slices it open they spill on him...
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 9:03pm » |
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #10 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 9:12pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2007, 9:03pm, Redd wrote:There goes my stock in Energizer.....
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Thanks for the visual
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 9:40pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2007, 9:12pm, Jonny wrote:
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Only YOU would comment on that Jonny...but I still luvs ya... 
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #12 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 9:45pm » |
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So do Kansas, Louisiana, Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and Virginia. BUT, I think they forgot to tell a lot of shop owners in Louisiana (New Orleans is full of sex shops and Shreveport has several) and Texas.
Where I live (city), you can sell all manner of *party* favors, but you can't sell porn movies.
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 10:59pm » |
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Quote:I think everyone in America ought to mail Governor Haley Barbour a dildo.
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i think the Guvna may BE a dildo!!!
jealousy perhaps, maybe he is trying to increase his odds of getting lucky!!!
Lord knows he needs it lookin like that!!
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #14 on: Jul 13th, 2007, 11:08pm » |
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It's good to see are lawmakers are hard at work.Talk about a waste of time  .
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #15 on: Jul 14th, 2007, 12:45am » |
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What? No Hello Kitty vibrators in Mississippi? For shame.
We need more revelations like the one from the Louisiana Senator the other day that he paid the D. C. Madam to dress him in diapers. It's been a fun week for family values politicians.
Too bad they didn't "abstain." 
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Proper incest can ONLY be performed with the REAL THING! Long live the DEEP South! Proper incest cannot be performed with toys  
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
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Absolutely Turts...as if they arent those other dumb issues...like terrorism, homelessness, starving....sheesh...and THIS is what they spend their time and taxpayers MONEY ON????
"Staking out" an adult toy store???  What a dangerous mission...
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 14th, 2007, 6:47am » |
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Are they going to have a vibrator amnesty 
In the UK we very often have knife amnesty's where they put large metal bins outside the cop shops to put unwanted knives in,
OMG can you imagine the noise if they did that for vibrators
But on a plus point think of the jobs it will create, all the people needed for the roving vibrator patrols listening for that unmistakable buzzing sound
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Oh Davy!! That would be gross!!
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Funny, in Germany and Holland and most of the rest of Europe, sex toys, pornos and prostitution are all legal and are sex crime rate is VERY low (There is a multimillion dollar company here, Beate Uhse, that has been profitibly making sex toys for over 25 years, all legal).. Like prohibition in your country in the 20's, to make something illegal creates demand and one just has to travel to a state where those items are legal to purchase them or buy them on the Black Market, at inflated (not a pun) prices. Is there a Bureau of Bedroom or Sex Police in America (1984!!)? Strange morality, as if banning vibrators, normally used in private by consenting adults, will lower crime. Oh well, thank gott fingers and tongues are still legal (although I understand that oral sex is STILL illegal in some states, the laws dating back to the 18th century). Gott bless Amerika! 
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 14th, 2007, 8:28am » |
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Our tax dollars at WORK!!!!
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
« Reply #22 on: Jul 14th, 2007, 8:32am » |
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instead on outlawing vibrators and other BS, senators should worry about making law that every single car comes equiped with sensors so tragedies like this will never happen... 
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« Reply #23 on: Jul 14th, 2007, 9:01am » |
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Well, in the immortal words of Charlton Heston: They'll get mine when they pry it out of my cold dead fingers!
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Re: Vibrators Outlawed in Mississipi.
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