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The neighbours are at it again
« on: Jul 6th, 2007, 1:11pm » |
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Just a thought, but when I'm having a punch up with the Beast, I moan and groan saying things like, "Oh God" and "OOOooaaaaarrrrrgh" and "F-F-F-Fuuuuuuu*** me!"
I do hope that my neighbours realise I'm in pain and not having a noisy errrrr 'encounter' with my lovely girlfriend... They gave me a strange look earlier, but whether that's because of what they heard or due to the fact that I was walking up and down the street, naked except for a large, fruit-laden hat and beating my bottom with a chilled trout I don't know.
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #1 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 1:19pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2007, 1:11pm, Buzz wrote:Just a thought, but when I'm having a punch up with the Beast, I moan and groan saying things like, "Oh God" and "OOOooaaaaarrrrrgh" and "F-F-F-Fuuuuuuu*** me!"
I do hope that my neighbours realise I'm in pain and not having a noisy errrrr 'encounter' with my lovely girlfriend... They gave me a strange look earlier, but whether that's because of what they heard or due to the fact that I was walking up and down the street, naked except for a large, fruit-laden hat and beating my bottom with a chilled trout I don't know.
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Never use a chilled trout.
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #2 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 1:22pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2007, 1:19pm, vietvet2tours wrote:
Never use a chilled trout.
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The warmer the trout, the greater the danger of it disintegrating.
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #3 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 4:15pm » |
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #4 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 4:33pm » |
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #5 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 4:59pm » |
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Was the trout fresh? Maybe it was starting to turn and thus was getting smellier.
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #6 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 6:07pm » |
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So whats the problem, running low on trout or neighbors?
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #7 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 7:21pm » |
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And the problem is what?????
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #8 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 7:36pm » |
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That was hysterical...I've wondered the same thing!!
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #9 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 7:45pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2007, 1:11pm, Buzz wrote:
They gave me a strange look earlier, but whether that's because of what they heard or due to the fact that I was walking up and down the street, naked except for a large, fruit-laden hat and beating my bottom with a chilled trout I don't know.
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Well if you and your girlfriend have been doing things correctly thus-far the neighbors should be accustomed to the noise.
Of course they were looking at you strangely... Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's never proper to wear a fruit ladened hat on Fridays? Unless of course you're wearing 12 inch stiletto heels and spanking your bottom with a wet warm Walleye.
Sheesh! Some people don't know nuffin about fashion etiquette.
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #10 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 8:16pm » |
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #11 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 9:35pm » |
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #12 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 9:42pm » |
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after laughing our asses off over this thread, Darryl said:
"y'all are retarded" LOL
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #13 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 10:25pm » |
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I beg to differ madam! We're just "slap happy" from the trout, errrr walleye!
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #14 on: Jul 6th, 2007, 10:43pm » |
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When EJ and I were first married, we lived in an apartment building with very thin walls. Our neighbors used to um--commingle--as noisily and enthusiastically as cats. It was a nightly distraction, and perhaps a little intimidating.
One evening, during a particularly boisterous session, there came a long pause, followed by a clearly audible shout--
"Oh no--not the vacuum cleaner!"
Never did find out what that was all about, although I've often wondered.
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #15 on: Jul 7th, 2007, 2:21am » |
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I never wore my fruit hat
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Re: The neighbours are at it again
« Reply #16 on: Jul 7th, 2007, 2:39am » |
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No worries.
Now, if you're saying all that and living alone and don't have "company" (and the neighbors know it), then perhaps it becomes a tad embarrassing..... not that I'm speaking from experience
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