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I'm officially too old
« on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:03pm » |
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... to join the FBI or Military police. Today I turned old. 42 is supposed to be the answer to the universe and everything, but I think 42 sucks.
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #1 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:07pm » |
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It is now that your ballbag will start to hang lower every year....LMAO! 
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #2 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:09pm » |
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Happy Birthday!!!!
Your only as young as you feel, think, and act.
Eat cake, ice cream, blow out the candles and make a wish. Guaranteed to make you feel better 
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #3 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:20pm » |
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Happy Birthday Fubar
They say life starts at 40 so you are officially at the terrible two age  Enjoy your day and throw a tantrum .... er ... I mean throw a party
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #4 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:21pm » |
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Happy Birthday, Shawn!
Hope it's a good one.
I understand about gravity. GRAVITY SUCKS!!
My b-day was yesterday... 29 again 
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #5 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:31pm » |
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #6 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:08pm » |
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on Jun 20th, 2007, 7:09pm, midwestbeth wrote:Your only as young as you feel, think, and act.
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Damn I thought it was " You are only as young as who you feel "
Anyway Happy Birthday Fubar
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #7 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:17pm » |
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Quit whining, ya puppy....
Happy bday dude
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #8 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:23pm » |
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George Orwell wrote 1984 in 1948. You were 19 in '84. In 2048 you'll be 83, one year younger than 84 and younger than something that doesn't make any sense.
Have a good one Fu. Happy Birthday
you too Chris.
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #9 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:37pm » |
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Happy happy!
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #10 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:44pm » |
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Quote:| George Orwell wrote 1984 in 1948. You were 19 in '84. In 2048 you'll be 83, one year younger than 84 and younger than something that doesn't make any sense. |
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i became too confuse to think of anything else to write except
Happy Birthday
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #11 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:45pm » |
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Happy day fu! How does it feel to be so young  You weren't going to sign up for the marines anyway.
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #12 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 9:27pm » |
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What a geezer you is 
Actually, my 40s were my favorite time of life. The fact that my last full-blown CH hit was when I was 45 might have had a little to do with it.
Happy Birthday Fub. 
Charle (who now gets a senior discount on his ten trip bus pass)
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #13 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 11:22pm » |
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You did not turn old. I am old and I still think, act and feel young. I will never think "old". I can't. It isn't in me.
Enjoy your 40's. Those were the best years of my life. I felt good, looked good (at least better as I had gained enought weight to look like a woman and not a scarecrow) and had more invitations to dinner (?) than ever before. I enjoyed my kids and extended family more than ever.
Oh yes, those were the days, my friend.
Happy Birthday to you!
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #14 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 12:04am » |
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Happy Birthday Fu! They say you are only as young as you feel. Maybe you can find a young lass to help you with that. 
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #15 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 12:10am » |
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Happy birthday, kid!!! LOL
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #16 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 12:54am » |
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For Petes sake, pick your balls up man! And enjoy your day, bro!...........
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #17 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 1:11am » |
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sounds like its time for the harley or convertible.
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #18 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 2:05am » |
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on Jun 20th, 2007, 7:03pm, fubar wrote:| ... to join the FBI or Military police. |
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Kinda takes the pressure off, though. Who wants to be a Feeb anyway?
Happy birthday.
Best,
George
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #19 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 2:07am » |
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Happy Birthday, and if the Feds can't use you in those roles, they can still tax the starch out of your shorts.
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #20 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 2:33am » |
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Happy B'day to you. Wish I had your troubles! My 42 was just shy of 11yrs ago. I talked with the Marines in "01, and they told me than I was to old and to fat. Part of that I could take care of...
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #21 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 4:32am » |
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Happy Birthday Foobs - I refuse to accept you as being old given that you are only a few months ahead of me!
Hope all is well with you, its nice to see you y'know!
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #22 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 6:41am » |
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Happy late birthday fubar. 42 might be too old for some things but still very young to do everything else.
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #23 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 8:45am » |
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Damn, don't these *kids* whine? Well, the way I look at it, I can either get older or I can get dead  , so think I will age, and not so gracefully .
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Re: I'm officially too old
« Reply #24 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 10:58am » |
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Happy b-day! (I whined when I turned the big 3-0 this year, thanks for making me feel better ) Just teasin I hope you have a great year!!!
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