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Too good for the funnies board...
« on: Jun 20th, 2007, 6:29pm » |
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The real story of the Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin THINK so.
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 6:33pm » |
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 6:57pm » |
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #3 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:29pm » |
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Frog Legs YUMMY
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:06pm » |
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What's funny about that?
Poor lil froggy!!!
Poor studly Prince ....
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #5 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:33pm » |
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #6 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:55pm » |
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You're right! That was too good for the funnies board.
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Re: another funny one
« Reply #7 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 9:59pm » |
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #8 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 12:51am » |
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A man rushes home and sqeals into the driveway and rushes into the house. Excitedley he screams,"honey, I just won the lotto, pack your backs as soon as you can!" The woman rushes to pack and asks her husband with a big smile on her face, " Where are we going??". The man turns and looks and says " How the fuck should I know, Just get the hell out of here!"
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Re: Too good for the funnies board...
« Reply #9 on: Jun 21st, 2007, 8:34am » |
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with all those food pics in the "woo hoo" link,....when I read this WHY,Do I picture Helen? lol
Good joke..
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