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ClusterChuck
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Health Alert!
« on: Jun 6th, 2007, 1:56pm » |
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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
Chuck
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 2:03pm » |
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Ok then, I'm off to drink some crap... 
Sanna
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 2:14pm » |
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I always thought water tasted funny....
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 4:42pm » |
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Cheers everyone! Here's to your health .
Beth
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 5:29pm » |
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Ya beat me to this one --- I was just gonna post it.. Medical science is somethin' else ain't it..... 
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 5:46pm » |
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on Jun 6th, 2007, 5:29pm, BarbaraD wrote:| Ya beat me to this one --- I was just gonna post it.. |
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Bless your heart, slowing down in your advancing years, dear?
     
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 5:53pm » |
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Yeast is, perhaps, one of God's greatest gifts to mankind. It eats sugar, pisses out alcohol, and farts carbon dioxide. How f'n cool is that?
In the process of creating delicious, intoxicating drinks, it also sterilizes its waste.
And some people say there's no God.
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 6:00pm » |
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BEER
A slap in the face to aetheists everywhere. How can you look at a freshly poured beer, and not think, "there is a loving, benevolent, supreme being who loves me and wants me to be happy!"
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 6:21pm » |
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on Jun 6th, 2007, 6:00pm, Guiseppi wrote:BEER
A slap in the face to aetheists everywhere. How can you look at a freshly poured beer, and not think, "there is a loving, benevolent, supreme being who loves me and wants me to be happy!"
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That, sir, is a paraphrase of the one and only Benjamin Franklin.
It gets even more philosophical when you consider how it was made.
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Re: Health alert
« Reply #9 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 6:54pm » |
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even Jesus turned water into wine, maybe he already knew of that crap
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Re: Health Alert!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 7:51pm » |
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Thanks Chuck. You are God.
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