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mynm156
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ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« on: Jun 4th, 2007, 11:18pm » |
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 4:05am » |
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Repeat?? This was said to me once and I laughed so hard I spit my drink out all over the guy it was so cheesy.
How you doing today? (Fine.) I asked how you were doing not how you look.
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 4:11am » |
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I must have "no nonsense" written on my forehead, because guys have not used cheesy lines on me. 
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 4:17am » |
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on Jun 6th, 2007, 4:11am, sandie99 wrote:
I must have "no nonsense" written on my forehead, because guys have not used cheesy lines on me.
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Now to me, THAT would be a good thing!!
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 5:38am » |
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Well, they ask me for advice and instructions and then to have a cup of coffee... I don't know which is worse; cheesy lines or people thinking that I'm the one woman tour guide/information office!
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 9:18am » |
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on Jun 6th, 2007, 4:11am, sandie99 wrote:
I must have "no nonsense" written on my forehead, because guys have not used cheesy lines on me.
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Me either, but I do have to say, I really never had girl friends, so I was always hanging out with a bunch of guys, and I don't think a man ever approached me with a cheesy line, just sent a drink from across the room... 
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 9:19am » |
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"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!"
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 9:21am » |
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on Jun 6th, 2007, 9:19am, jimmers wrote:"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!"
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good one....now does anyone have a wet wipe?
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 10:11am » |
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Your legs must be tired as you have been running through my mind all night.
Was your dad a thief? coz he stole 2 stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
Here use my phone to tell whoever you need to that you wont be home tonight.
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 9:24pm » |
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"Do I have a chance, or should I just save the $5 for the drink?"
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 10:39pm » |
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 10:54pm » |
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Got the idea from a song...
It's been a really warm spring... might be a good idea to let me check ya' for ticks.
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 10:57pm » |
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Wanna get a six pack and fu*k or dont you drink..
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 11:34pm » |
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #14 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 4:32am » |
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Me: Can I get into your pants.
Her: Why.
Me: Cos I just shat in mine.
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #15 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 3:18pm » |
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Back in the day I bar tended a little at the Western Bar and Grill.I was washing glasses when a pretty good lookin gal came in and sat down,I immediately stopped washing glass and started scrubbing my face with the bar rag.She looked at me kinda funny and asked why I was washing my face.I said "Just cleaning off a place for you to sit my dear."
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Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
« Reply #16 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 3:54pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2007, 4:32am, Barry_T_Coles wrote:Me: Can I get into your pants.
Her: Why.
Me: Cos I just shat in mine. |
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LMMFAO!!!!!!
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