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Mark C
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Decapitation
« on: Jun 4th, 2007, 4:14pm » |
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Ever feel like ripping someone's fucking head off?
ARGH!!!!!!
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #1 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 4:24pm » |
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Sorry you are having a bad day Mark. I had no idea what this post was going to be about, but I opened it anyway and laughed  . We have all had those days, hope yours gets better.
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #2 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 4:25pm » |
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yeah, its usually my own!!!!!
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #3 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 4:26pm » |
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on Jun 4th, 2007, 4:14pm, Mark C wrote:Ever feel like ripping someone's fucking head off?
ARGH!!!!!!
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Literally? No.
Deep breaths, man. D e e p, s l o w b r e a t h s.
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #4 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 4:34pm » |
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On a daily basis!
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #5 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 4:50pm » |
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on Jun 4th, 2007, 4:14pm, Mark C wrote:Ever feel like ripping someone's fucking head off?
ARGH!!!!!!
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Tearing their faces off the hinges is much more appropriate! 
Sorry you're having one of those days - trust me, you're not alone with that one!
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #6 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 5:33pm » |
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One of those days/weeks here too: The good stuff you're looking forward to falls through. And the bad stuff keeps piling up, quickly, and exponentially. 
Mark: 
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #7 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 5:35pm » |
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Thought this post was going to be about a new cure. 
Sorry you're having a rotten day.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #8 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 5:40pm » |
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on Jun 4th, 2007, 5:35pm, George_J wrote:| Thought this post was going to be about a new cure. |
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It IS rather drastic, but it IS a cure!
Hang in there, Mark, and if it makes you feel better, go ahead and rip off a few heads! I have some names of candidates, if you run short ...
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #9 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 6:03pm » |
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Tried to do it several times...didn't work and I'm just as mean as before.
Hang on Mark.
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #10 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 6:53pm » |
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You know you're having a bad day when:
Every sentence out of your mouth ends with "is that fucking okay with you?"
You wake up late and discover you have no clean underwear. or socks. or bras. or, hell, clothes.
You're reading Harry Potter and siding with Voldemort.
Your way-too-highstrung son tells his grandma that you're 'agitated'
You need Drano for the tub. Because you finally shaved your legs.
The attack-copier at work takes a bite out of you.
You forget to lift up the toilet lid.
You wonder why your mouth tastes like man-ass, then realize you put Desitin on your toothbrush by mistake.
All the flowers in your house die. on the same day.
No one answers your calls. Which is probably good because you'd tell them to go fuck themselves.
Bob dies. as does Bob Jr. and Bob III.
You fall off the toilet, bounce off the tub, land back on the toilet, and slowly slide to the floor. and laugh about it.
It's a cloudy day, but every time you walk outside there's a downpour, and as soon as you walk back inside it stops.
You get yelled at for the copier jamming (how the fuck is that my fault?), get told what you did wrong (nope, not me) while you gave up your weekend to work, all while your coworker takes her two-hour morning nap.
You sold your stock yesterday. Today it went up $0.50 a share.
You shampoo your legs. And Nair your hair.
Your dinner date is an hour late, and not answering the phone.
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #11 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 6:57pm » |
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Ya know, I'm thinking that my whine about the coffee not being as hot as I like it....yeah.........I'll just kinda sorta let it slide.........Luv ya Spacey!!! YOU WIN!!!
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #12 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 7:33pm » |
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I'm sorry Mark!
I avoided this thread because I thought it was going to be about something I am trying real hard to avoid, namely looking at anything generated by the media be they left or right.
No I am not a bury my head in the sand kind of guy I just figure I am smart enough now to educate and keep up on events without feeding the mongers by watching their crap.
Now back to you....Yes...Often...then I try real hard to find a humorous angle in which to view the recipient of my anger.
so far it is working wonders for my attitude 
Hang tough Bro...we are here for you!!!
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Re: Decapitation
« Reply #13 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 7:55pm » |
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Liz - best laugh I've had for months. Thanks for that.
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