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AussieBrian
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CH - the perfect excuse
« on: May 21st, 2007, 8:29pm » |
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Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.
Can we do it now, dear? Just in case.
Now, now, now! Or you know what will happen!
I'm sorry, dear, please try to understand.
Can't have been me, officer. Check my CH journal.
I understand the charges, Your Honour, but it was a Kip10.
I deny it, and Deej can prove it!!!
The devil made me do it. No, not that devil.
My vision was blurred. I meant Imitrex, not Al Quiada.
No, ma'am, I'd surely remember it. But you know I'm a CHead.
Me??! As ch.com is my witness.....
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Jonny
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Re: CH - the perfect excuse
« Reply #1 on: May 21st, 2007, 8:44pm » |
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Sorry lady, but I dont have a heart tattoo on my ass so the kid cant be mine.....Hell, I dont even have a heart you fucking bitch.....LOL 
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Re: CH - the perfect excuse
« Reply #2 on: May 21st, 2007, 9:06pm » |
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I alway's hear in response to that, but "they" always say the best cure for a headache is sex (said with a good hardy hahahahaha) gotta love that male sense of humor. I so Love my hubby!
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Re: CH - the perfect excuse
« Reply #3 on: May 22nd, 2007, 2:35am » |
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 Brilliant!
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Re: CH - the perfect excuse
« Reply #4 on: May 22nd, 2007, 2:43am » |
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When did they amputate my legs without anesthesia? I didn't notice I was having a Kip 9.
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Re: CH - the perfect excuse
« Reply #5 on: May 22nd, 2007, 3:00am » |
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on May 22nd, 2007, 2:43am, artonio7 wrote:When did they amputate my legs without anesthesia? I didn't notice I was having a Kip 9.
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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