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BarbaraD
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Ho- Ho-Ho- ????........
Because of the recent incidence with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and others are insisting that changes take place in our country.....
Santa Claus will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!
Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."
John Wayne Movies with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from public viewing.
All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.
Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a racist, sexist farm implement.
The Lone Ranger will be banned from our culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"
All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern White Christians.
All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.
The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language.
If you are sleepy and say Ho Hum you can sleep in jail.
Idaho will cease being a state.
Now that Sharpton and the race hustlers have triumphed, what will be banned next!!
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George_J
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #1 on: May 13th, 2007, 1:37pm » |
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on May 13th, 2007, 12:18pm, BarbaraD wrote:
Idaho will cease being a state.
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....or as we like to say,
Idaho? No--Udaho.
Best wishes,
George
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The pain they inspire
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It all comes to light in the sheer
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Annette
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #3 on: May 13th, 2007, 4:43pm » |
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on May 13th, 2007, 12:18pm, BarbaraD wrote:Ho- Ho-Ho- ????........
All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.
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I would rather they take down Ho Chi Minh musoleum and sell all the valuable stuff in there, that would feed several thousands hungry Vietnamese people!
Annette
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JeffB
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #4 on: May 14th, 2007, 12:09am » |
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But I really like Ho's! 
Ever tell anyone about my second wife????
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ClusterChuck
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #5 on: May 14th, 2007, 1:30am » |
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I keep tellin' y'all, I AIN'T no ho ....
I don't charge ....
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Margi
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #6 on: May 14th, 2007, 12:29pm » |
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Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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alienspacebabe
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yup. i am. i do. uh huh. you know it hon.
  
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #7 on: May 14th, 2007, 12:58pm » |
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on May 14th, 2007, 12:29pm, Margi wrote:Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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OMG Margi. Thank you for the great laugh!!
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Mosaicwench
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #8 on: May 14th, 2007, 1:27pm » |
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I guess saying "You have a long row to hoe" is out too, huh?
Just damn . . . .
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aprilbee
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #9 on: May 14th, 2007, 3:39pm » |
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on May 14th, 2007, 12:29pm, Margi wrote:Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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Best one I've ever seen too!
Okay, I have to get this off my chest...think about this our anglosaxon daughters have the hardest road to climb....being white and female....they have the smallest voice in this country....now I DO NOT want Hillary speaking for them or me...
but our white daughters won't get a special scholarship for the color of their skin, they will have to work twice as hard to climb a corporate ladder because of the quota that has to be filled because minority groups demanding a spot instead of earning one, they can't get a small business loan to open an art gallery to display their talents, because they were born here and they're white....I'm scared what the future holds for my daughter....
okay I'm done..... just my 
and to the Al and Jesse and their band of brothers..... get a fucking life!
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BarbaraD
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #10 on: May 14th, 2007, 6:28pm » |
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on May 14th, 2007, 3:39pm, aprilbee wrote:
and to the Al and Jesse and their band of brothers..... get a fucking life! |
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Agree! Let's take OUR country back -- EQUAL means EQUAL!
Maybe we should send Jesse and Al a dictionary... oh heck they probably can't read anyhow - they were deprived -- I forget -- all they learned to do was TALK! 
Hugs BD
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aprilbee
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #11 on: May 15th, 2007, 10:49am » |
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on May 14th, 2007, 6:28pm, BarbaraD wrote:
Agree! Let's take OUR country back -- EQUAL means EQUAL!
Maybe we should send Jesse and Al a dictionary... oh heck they probably can't read anyhow - they were deprived -- I forget -- all they learned to do was TALK!
Hugs BD
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tee hee hee....Ho's unite! Freedom of Speech??? My ass.
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Re: Ho Ho Ho!
« Reply #12 on: May 15th, 2007, 1:39pm » |
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on May 14th, 2007, 12:29pm, Margi wrote:Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:
"to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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LMAO  My Grandpa used to say to me (about me) 'No matter how long or hard you rub, you can't polish a turd.'
Bite me Grandpa!
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