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Paul98
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had a problem and transported me to the unknown!
I don't know where I am....Very strange place. Therre is a short little person that talks like Mary Poppins. She keeps running around with a broom! I guess she is a very clean person because there are so many brooms of different sizes and shapes. 
I better go before she sees me typing.......
-P.
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« Reply #1 on: May 12th, 2007, 10:09am » |
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 , did you notice a knarled staff in the corner ? if not, the old wizard will explain upon his return. andrew.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #2 on: May 12th, 2007, 10:58am » |
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LOL
You better stay on her good side, I've heard she makes a wicked curry.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #3 on: May 12th, 2007, 11:07am » |
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"don,t smell the flowers dorothy "
and stay away from dungeon erm cellar
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« Reply #4 on: May 12th, 2007, 11:13am » |
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Ooops Paul -- Methinks you've landed in that place we don't speak of in "nice" places. Be nice, don't speak outta turn and do what the broom lady says and you may be ok.... 
Oh and give the broom lady LOTS of hugs ... she likes that...
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #5 on: May 12th, 2007, 3:09pm » |
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OH Paul,
What have you let your self in for.............
Good food if you keep on her good side, Good fun if you keep on her good side, good conversation if you keep on her good side. Hhhhmmmmmmmm i think i see a patern apearing.
Just keep on her good side and you will be fine lol
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #6 on: May 12th, 2007, 3:48pm » |
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and have all your meals anaylized by a chemist.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #7 on: May 12th, 2007, 4:03pm » |
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on May 12th, 2007, 3:48pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
and have all your meals anaylized by a chemist.
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"anal" being the operative word
Oh and Dape - I don't HAVE a good side
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« Reply #8 on: May 12th, 2007, 5:14pm » |
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on May 12th, 2007, 4:03pm, LeLimey wrote:| I don't HAVE a good side |
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Just a sidedish sideshow who's dockside, shipside, roadside, and curbside.
*posted at risk of being backsided broadside then soon graveside.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #9 on: May 12th, 2007, 5:23pm » |
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on May 12th, 2007, 9:46am, Paul98 wrote:
I better go before she sees me typing.......
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What frightens me is that she apparently has the ability to transport those with whom she might have.....issues.
I shall remain very still and quiet. Perhaps I won't be noticed.
George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
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The pain they inspire
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And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #10 on: May 12th, 2007, 5:47pm » |
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on May 12th, 2007, 5:23pm, George_J wrote:
What frightens me is that she apparently has the ability to transport those with whom she might have.....issues.
I shall remain very still and quiet. Perhaps I won't be noticed.
George
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LMMFAO!!!!!
Very smart thinking! 
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #11 on: May 12th, 2007, 6:17pm » |
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on May 12th, 2007, 3:48pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
and have all your meals anaylized by a chemist.
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She tried to feed me something and when she wasn't looking I switched plates
I'm beginning to worry.....the words curry were uttered.... I fear none are safe. The brooms seem to be every where...and the weird striped stockings with hidious shoes.....my flesh is beginning to crawl 
Having a great time of it though. She has 3 munchkins in training and they are adorable. Tomorrow is local sight seeing. I'm dead tired from being up for over 36 hrs. Will start to post pics soon.
-P.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #12 on: May 12th, 2007, 7:21pm » |
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If you request a dish with garlic and she protests she can't stomach it these days, then best to not to open your window at night and let her in if she's floating outside, no matter what she says.
is there a comic book store nearby, don't be a dead boy.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #13 on: May 12th, 2007, 7:34pm » |
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The brooms have eyes.....Remember that! 
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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« Reply #14 on: May 13th, 2007, 4:03am » |
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on May 12th, 2007, 7:34pm, Jonny wrote:| The brooms have eyes.....Remember that! |
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I think the brooms have more than eyes Bro.
Strange noises last night....Could have swore I heard incantations. Strange dreams too...something about be being a newt...and warts....Go figuer. Must have been what I had to eat for dinner. 
BTW/ Helen sure does have a big collection of large black pointy hats! I don't think I was ment to see those though.
-P.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #15 on: May 13th, 2007, 6:59am » |
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Okay you lot its like this.
I'm ransoming Paul.
Either you send me loads of dosh - and give til it HURTS - or you get him back
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« Reply #16 on: May 13th, 2007, 3:55pm » |
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Cheque or money order Helen. ?
On second thought I think they closed the gates after he left the US and put a no-tresspassing sign on the all the borders.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #17 on: May 13th, 2007, 5:10pm » |
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Uh - I just read BarbD's post about all those Iraqi's petitioning the government - I'm sure they'll let the snot snivelling window licker back
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #18 on: May 13th, 2007, 5:16pm » |
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That's it. That's where I heard it: Helen sounded just like Maragaret Hamilton
She probably has a collection of little dogs in various stages of health too.
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #19 on: May 13th, 2007, 5:16pm » |
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Just make sure hes wearing his big girl pants
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« Reply #20 on: May 13th, 2007, 6:58pm » |
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on May 13th, 2007, 5:16pm, Jonny wrote:| Just make sure hes wearing his big girl pants |
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Big girls pants or knickers be damned....death by gastronmical gratification
BURP!
-P.
Edit to add: now, about that spottid dick
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« Reply #21 on: May 13th, 2007, 7:05pm » |
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I knew the spotted dick would show up
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« Reply #22 on: May 13th, 2007, 7:13pm » |
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Be careful Paul - she hasn't been the same since that house fell on her sister . . . .
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #23 on: May 14th, 2007, 12:06am » |
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Did someone say, Anal??
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Re: The Transmogrifier...
« Reply #24 on: May 14th, 2007, 2:05am » |
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on May 14th, 2007, 12:06am, JeffB wrote:| Did someone say, Anal?? |
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They must've done - why else would YOU show up Jeffie?!
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