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chewy
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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Yorky
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Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards
« Reply #1 on: May 12th, 2007, 12:02am » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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ClusterChuck
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Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards
« Reply #2 on: May 12th, 2007, 12:48am » |
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on May 11th, 2007, 10:21pm, chewy wrote:Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep. |
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PROMISE ?? ?? ??
Chuck
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"No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy."
Thomas Fuller
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