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A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« on: May 5th, 2007, 7:27pm » |
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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me
fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care. 
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #1 on: May 5th, 2007, 7:52pm » |
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on May 5th, 2007, 7:27pm, Jimi wrote:| This doesn't rhyme and I don't care. |
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #2 on: May 5th, 2007, 7:52pm » |
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Who loves ya Jimi?
Now be a good boy, do what the doctors say, and make sure you tell Ruthie that if you give her any trouble to call me and I'll slap you back into line...
(yeah right but it sounded good..)
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #3 on: May 5th, 2007, 11:02pm » |
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that was pretty good!!!
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #4 on: May 6th, 2007, 1:05am » |
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Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #5 on: May 7th, 2007, 9:25am » |
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Jimi,
Someday ----
Give Ruthie a BIG hug from us all -- she's gonna need it....
Hugs BD
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #6 on: May 7th, 2007, 8:04pm » |
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I say we elect Ruthie Hendrix to sainthood!LOL!
She MUST be a saint! Look....just L k what she deals with!!!
Keep taking care of your self, Jimi.... you're soo gonna need your health when Helen gets to you in Richmond!
Oh, and thanks so much for the laff!
Cathi 
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #7 on: May 7th, 2007, 9:50pm » |
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on May 5th, 2007, 7:27pm, Jimi wrote:WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend. |
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I take it's just 1 out of these 13 possible wishes she's hopefully imagining could happen. That prayer could be answered. There's one in there I woke up the next morning and think I may have done.
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Re: A Sonnet by Jim Hendrix
« Reply #9 on: May 8th, 2007, 10:48am » |
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dont ryme who cares, sounds like a good one to but can we change it for me?? I want to be the one who goes hunting and fishing, sorry dont do the golf thing. LOL
Love, Leesa 
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