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chewy
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #1 on: May 4th, 2007, 7:09am » |
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on May 4th, 2007, 6:44am, chewy wrote:One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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golfing - Fishing and Turkey Hunting works well this time of year too. 
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #2 on: May 4th, 2007, 9:38am » |
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too funny! 
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #3 on: May 4th, 2007, 10:29am » |
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My father told me a similar story....
He was walking along a golf course when a frog called out to him. He picked the frog up and the frog said " give me a kiss and I'll turn into a beautiful princess who will fulfill your every fantasy." So dad stuck the frog in his pocket. She called out to him, "didn't you hear what I said, I will fulfill your EVERY fantasy." Dad told her at this point in my life I'd rather have a talking frog.
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #4 on: May 4th, 2007, 10:36am » |
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psst....Don.....still single, right? Hmmm......
maybe you should think about changing your repetoire.
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #5 on: May 4th, 2007, 11:45am » |
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on May 4th, 2007, 6:44am, chewy wrote:One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Yeah, I don't get it?????? That's what I would have done too.  Is it supposed to be funny or something? 
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #6 on: May 4th, 2007, 12:09pm » |
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #7 on: May 4th, 2007, 12:12pm » |
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Ditto what thomas said.
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #8 on: May 4th, 2007, 1:02pm » |
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on May 4th, 2007, 10:36am, Margi wrote:psst....Don.....still single, right? Hmmm......
maybe you should think about changing your repetoire.
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And possibably your underwear as well.
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #9 on: May 4th, 2007, 1:13pm » |
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underwear? I always figured Chewy was a commando type. I always thought that might be part of the problem.
edited to add: come to think of it, I think I've always assumed the whole commando thing was the ...you should pardon the expression.....foundation for the attraction that Jonny has for Chewy.
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You betcha babe! And every intention of staying that way. 
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #11 on: May 4th, 2007, 2:12pm » |
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Re: Golfing and Marriage
« Reply #12 on: May 4th, 2007, 2:26pm » |
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oh Helen, you're so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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