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DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« on: May 1st, 2007, 7:43pm » |
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This all started in Davenport, Iowa with a day trip to a local museum. I think my wife fell in love there.
I walked into the shed today and found her with her legs wrapped around some guy named John.
I got pictures to prove her infidelity and deception.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #1 on: May 1st, 2007, 7:47pm » |
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Sorry to hear, but you have to admit--he looks pretty sharp.
Not only that, but he mows the lawn.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #2 on: May 1st, 2007, 7:50pm » |
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may I borrow "John" for a while.?.I am boring at home all alone...the other "John" its working all the time..
Please!!!!??? 
my lawn is getting out of control!!!!
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #3 on: May 1st, 2007, 7:57pm » |
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You have a wife that's willing to mow the grass - and you're complaining, why????? 
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #4 on: May 1st, 2007, 8:22pm » |
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Brew, I am so sorry, That guy between her legs happens to be my employer, How can I go back to work now?
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #5 on: May 1st, 2007, 8:23pm » |
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He saw you coming and turned green with envy you're married to her and then ran like a Deere.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #6 on: May 1st, 2007, 8:32pm » |
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on May 1st, 2007, 8:23pm, Kevin_M wrote:| He saw you coming and turned green with envy you're married to her and then ran like a Deere. |
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ROFLMFAO!!!!
Priceless!!! 
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #7 on: May 1st, 2007, 8:36pm » |
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on May 1st, 2007, 8:22pm, ClusterChris wrote:| Brew, I am so sorry, That guy between her legs happens to be my employer, How can I go back to work now? |
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So, if I kill him, we both benefit, eh?
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #8 on: May 1st, 2007, 8:37pm » |
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on May 1st, 2007, 8:23pm, Kevin_M wrote:| He saw you coming and turned green with envy you're married to her and then ran like a Deere. |
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Can't top Chuck's comment: Priceless!
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #9 on: May 1st, 2007, 8:42pm » |
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Oh baby . . . NOTHING runs like a Deere!
 
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #10 on: May 1st, 2007, 9:32pm » |
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Pat,
Looking good there, Lady!!! Can't wait till I can get one!! Going to have to paint it black with a huge #3 on the sides, though.
Was going to say enjoy yourself but it looks like you already are!!
Happy mowing.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #11 on: May 1st, 2007, 9:42pm » |
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Hey Bill, are you trying to ruin MY marriage ? 
As soon as Daniel saw that John, he wanted him, not me anymore !!
Waahhhhhh ......
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #12 on: May 1st, 2007, 9:50pm » |
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C'mon, Bill. We all know you like riding John too.
U like to ride John all over the front yard and then the back yard, too, cause you are so insatiable.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #13 on: May 1st, 2007, 10:04pm » |
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Mental picture came to mind, the Brewcrew fighting one another to "ride" John ..... " its my turn " ..." no no its mine turn, you had yours " ....
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #14 on: May 1st, 2007, 10:27pm » |
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NOPE!!! I'm not saying a word!!! Nope ... Ain't gonna do it ...
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #15 on: May 1st, 2007, 10:54pm » |
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Nice. I need to show you the motor boat.
What you do is, Bill,...ya put your face between her boobs and............................sorry, phones ringing!
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #16 on: May 2nd, 2007, 4:54am » |
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Boy O Boy are you a lucky man.......Beautiful wife who mows the lawn !!! and the Brewers actually look very good.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #17 on: May 2nd, 2007, 7:28am » |
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on May 2nd, 2007, 4:54am, zwibbs/Scott wrote:| Boy O Boy are you a lucky man.......Beautiful wife who mows the lawn !!! and the Brewers actually look very good. |
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #18 on: May 2nd, 2007, 7:41am » |
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This isn't fair, Bill gets to mow the lawn and I have to whack my own weed!
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #19 on: May 2nd, 2007, 7:48am » |
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good thing I didnt see my pic there lol Terry (long time DavCon person)
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what the hamsalad was that ¿?¿
I said your hair looks nice Ü
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #20 on: May 2nd, 2007, 7:56am » |
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on May 2nd, 2007, 7:41am, jimmers wrote:This isn't fair, Bill gets to mow the lawn and I have to whack my own weed!
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You don't understand, Jimbo. I don't have to mow the lawn. My wife's new boyfriend does.
Now, get back to your business at hand - so to speak.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #21 on: May 2nd, 2007, 7:57am » |
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on May 2nd, 2007, 7:48am, gore2424 wrote:| good thing I didnt see my pic there lol Terry (long time DavCon person) |
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You and me both, Terry! You're a great guy, but you're just not my type.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #22 on: May 2nd, 2007, 7:56pm » |
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Whew! The weed is whacked, but now I'm outta paper towels.
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Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
« Reply #23 on: May 2nd, 2007, 7:59pm » |
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Wow. That took awhile.
Middle age is hell, eh?
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« Reply #24 on: May 2nd, 2007, 8:00pm » |
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ROTFLMAO....you are all NUTS!!!!!
Congrats, Mrs. Brew, on your new 'John'..... 
Jacks 
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