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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then He sighed.........
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Maffumatt
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LMAO........
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Re: Gotta love a blonde
« Reply #2 on: Apr 29th, 2007, 12:14pm » |
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Re: Gotta love a blonde
« Reply #4 on: Apr 29th, 2007, 3:58pm » |
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I loved a Blonde once. No wait, I think it was twice 
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DonnaHar
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It's the "bottle" blondes that you have to watch out for.
(From a ture blonde) HeeHe
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Re: Gotta love a blonde
« Reply #6 on: May 3rd, 2007, 11:11am » |
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Now, I have to disagree with that, sis...Tee Hee. smiles,nancyc
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Re: Gotta love a blonde
« Reply #7 on: May 3rd, 2007, 2:48pm » |
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Why is it that some blondes wear ankle bracelets as ear rings?
Never mind - I figured it out.
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