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JeffB
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Damn 10 year olds!
« on: Apr 27th, 2007, 4:25pm » |
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LET'S TALK
A stranger was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 4:28pm » |
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 4:30pm » |
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I like it! 
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 4:34pm » |
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pretty good!
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 4:37pm » |
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Think I'll try that the next time I'm on a plane.... Pretty smart kid....
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 4:42pm » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 5:13pm » |
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And yet stil....people think it barbaric that so many animals eat their young.........
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 5:26pm » |
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That'll teach you to talk to kids on planes Jeff now won't it?!
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Re: Damn 10 year olds!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 6:50pm » |
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DAYUM!!! As a 10 year old, she hasn't even reached the "know-it-all" stage of her teens yet!
Imagine what she will be like THEN!!!!
Chuck, who is at the dumber-than-dirt stage of senility
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