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barry_sword
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Re: Sh*t Happens.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 2:18pm » |
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Hey, do you smell something? 
Only laughing because that wasn't my car getting "washed"
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ivanov
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Re: Sh*t Happens.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 2:34pm » |
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In Deep Shit......
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and
was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows.
The biggest, fattest cow was taking a crap there, and the bird
landed in it.
At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him
out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted.
A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and
ate it.
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who gets you into sh*t is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
3. If you are caught up in any sh*t at all, just keep your mouth
shut.
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Rosybabe
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Re: Sh*t Happens.
« Reply #3 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 2:44pm » |
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