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You might be a redneck if...................
« on: Apr 24th, 2007, 10:01pm » |
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you have a deer ass for a door bell 
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #1 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 11:22pm » |
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 12:59am » |
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #3 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 6:21am » |
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OR THIS!
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #4 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 7:12am » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 10:01pm, Sean_C wrote:you have a deer ass for a door bell
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Ya' gotta' love functional de'cor.  or um.... interactive de'cor??
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #5 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 8:20am » |
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I just know, I'm NOT letting my son see THIS - 
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #6 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 11:06am » |
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I really don't want to meet these people. That may be the point of course.
I can't stop thinking what the rest of the house must be like. This is worse than my old friend, Dave, who had two wild boar heads in the bathroom.
It won't stop Jehovas Witness types of course.
Charlie 
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 11:35am » |
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That is AWESOME!!!
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 3:03pm » |
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The National Poetry Contest had come down to 2 semi-finalists....
A Yale graduate and a redneck from Tennessee.
They were given a word, then allowed 2 minutes
to study and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu"
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped up to
the microphone and recited.......
Slowly across the sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that,
they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and said.....
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three sleepers in a pop-up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu
The redneck won.
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #10 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 11:03pm » |
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LMFAO!!! Is that a bottle opener or a flag holder just to the left of the deer ass?
I'm feeling a whole lot better about the two rednecks I was married to before, LOL.
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Re: You might be a redneck if...................
« Reply #11 on: Apr 26th, 2007, 12:34pm » |
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 I'm thinking if there were any reason I had to go to that house, I'd just knock.
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