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The harsh reality hits
« on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:12pm » |
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It has come to my attention, and I have been made PAINFULLY aware...............
that I am the average height of an ELEVEN YEAR OLD.
go ahead...............laugh it up...... go on..........thought y'all would get a pretty good chuckle over that! 
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #1 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:15pm » |
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Do you have a flat head?
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #2 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:16pm » |
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JONNY!!! 
(trying hard not to laugh)
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #3 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:24pm » |
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Jonny that was not nice 
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #4 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:24pm » |
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Good things come in small packages? The clothes in the kids section are much less expensive? Coach seats feel like first class to you? As you age when you fall it's not as painful?  ......I'll stop now 
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #5 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:26pm » |
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BTW...what is the average height??... 
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #6 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:29pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 5:15pm, Jonny wrote:
 Geez! Thanks a lot, Jonny. Coca Cola through the nose burns like hell. Gotta go change my shirt now.
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #7 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:35pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 5:15pm, Jonny wrote:
as in Oompa Loompa? or full lobotomy?
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #8 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 5:43pm » |
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As in "a place to put his beer."
LOL.
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #9 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 6:07pm » |
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And
the
downward
spiral
continues.......
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #10 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 6:13pm » |
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27 years with a 5' 1" hellcat, not because I'm waiting for her to grow.
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #11 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 6:41pm » |
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Awwww Jen,
My oldest daughter is only 4'10". We just returned from shoe shopping...........Yes, all three pair she bought had at least a 3" heel.
My solution............You need to go shoe shopping
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #12 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 6:45pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 5:24pm, Rosybabe wrote:| Jonny that was not nice |
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What are you tall?
No prob, if you have a flat ass I can just lay you next to my easy chair and rest my beer.
Get back to me soon because im holding auditions next month!
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #13 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 6:45pm » |
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My 5-year-old is 3'9" that means she won't be wearing my wedding dress at her wedding...
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #14 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 6:47pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 6:45pm, Jonny wrote:
What are you tall?
No prob, if you have a flat ass I can just lay you next to my easy chair and rest my beer.
Get back to me soon because im holding auditions next month!
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man, that is just mean....
no, my bud is not flat, I am latin , you will have to audition someone else...I am not short either... 
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #15 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 7:11pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 6:47pm, Rosybabe wrote:| no, my bud is not flat, I am latin |
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Ok, thats still no prob. if you are flat chested I can just flip you over and spin you 180 degrees.
Does that work for you?
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #16 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 7:15pm » |
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Jonny, I am not going to give you any more info..
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #17 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 7:16pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 7:15pm, Rosybabe wrote:| Jonny, I am not going to give you any more info.. |
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Thank you!
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #18 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 7:22pm » |
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I like my women tiny.......borderline little person.
You'll love my Joanna.
She swears that she is 4'11
I swear that I am at least a foot taller than her and I am nearly 5'10
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #19 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 7:45pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 5:43pm, JeffB wrote:As in "a place to put his beer."
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Damn! I can't BELIEVE I missed the obvious! ROFL
but at least now I know I have a special purpose 
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #20 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 7:53pm » |
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I would say you were special (no, not short bus kind)
Anyone that can deal with me and still smile HAS to be special
Ill be looking for that hug in Richmond!
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #21 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 8:13pm » |
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Well I'm 5ft one and a half inches tall without shoes and my 12 year old daughter is taller than me and has bigger feet which is great 'cos she can't nick my shoes anymore!
With shoes on I can be anything up to 5' 5" though
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #22 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 8:49pm » |
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I'm 5'9 when standing, 6'5 on my back!
Keep scratching ceiling tiles for some reason. 
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #23 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 8:57pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 8:49pm, JeffB wrote:I'm 5'9 when standing, 6'5 on my back!
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Impressive.
But I'm guessing that most of it is in the fourth dimension.
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Re: The harsh reality hits
« Reply #24 on: Apr 24th, 2007, 9:01pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2007, 5:12pm, JenniferD wrote:It has come to my attention, and I have been made PAINFULLY aware...............
that I am the average height of an ELEVEN YEAR OLD.
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Bummer. Too tall to toss.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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