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Strange............
« on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 9:41pm » |
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I Really haven't lived in what most folks call "country" in 30 + years, but at a farmers market in Wake Forest today, I think I sounded like a local. lol.
Must be the biscuits and gravy talkin......Y'all.
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #1 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 9:49pm » |
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It is the grits causing this ...
Or the collard greens ...
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #2 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 10:13pm » |
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Jeff, love...
You always make me smile 
You say the funniest things! 
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #3 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 10:57pm » |
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the old fella will make a local of you yet,  . lap it up, savour the moments. andrew.
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #4 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 1:08am » |
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on Apr 22nd, 2007, 9:41pm, JeffB wrote:
I think I sounded like a local. lol.
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You mean you went MOOOOOOH ? 
Annette ( who is ducking from a flying bail of hay ... )
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #5 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:02am » |
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Brutal!
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #6 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:03am » |
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Strange doesn't begin to describe you Jeffie
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #7 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:37am » |
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you must be in essex with me! there are more stinkin' cows than people.
when i first moved here, my sister and i went for a walk down the back roads. one one tree there was a sign, and after i read it, i knew i was in purgatory.
it read:
"pig pikn'. turn rat chere"
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #8 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 5:20pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:37am, ahhpoop wrote:
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I think I've got the "turn rat chere" part, but...."pig pikn' " has me flummoxed---and intrigued.
Did you go?
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #9 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:29pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:37am, ahhpoop wrote:you must be in essex with me! there are more stinkin' cows than people.
when i first moved here, my sister and i went for a walk down the back roads. one one tree there was a sign, and after i read it, i knew i was in purgatory.
it read:
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Nice!
Hi, I'm Jeff. I like long walks on the beach, a nice cozy foreplace, puppies and I cried at the end of Ol' Yeller.
You don't know a guy named Chris Hanson do ya????
j/k
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #10 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:35pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:29pm, JeffB wrote:
Hi, I'm Jeff. I like long walks on the beach, a nice cozy foreplace, puppies and I cried at the end of Ol' Yeller.
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Dad, behave yourself, you are embarassing your kid, again ! 
Annette
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #11 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:38pm » |
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My kids in San Jose with the 2nd ex wife, I can play can't I??
Besides, she knows her old man and she makes me wear blinders and walk at least 50' back when I take her to the mall!
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #12 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:40pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 5:20pm, George_J wrote:| "pig pikn' " has me flummoxed---and intrigued. |
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Ya ain't bin ta the south, less'n y'all turn rat chere, and go ta da local pikin ... (a whole hog, bar-b-que)
Chaw'n Chuck
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #13 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:42pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:38pm, JeffB wrote:
Besides, she knows her old man and she makes me wear blinders and walk at least 50' back when I take her to the mall! |
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You could count to 50 ? 
Annette
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #14 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:48pm » |
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I see someone has taken up the "Evil Slack" in Helens absence. You just make me love you more my, Netters.
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #15 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:51pm » |
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You, me, an elevator and a midget with a camera. We could make sparks.........and maybe a small hotel fire!
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #16 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:52pm » |
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Told you I bought the broom off her.
It came with instructions too. The first one is " give Jeffiepoo a real good hiding to prime the broom up , then it will be ready for regular use, such as sweeping the kitchen floor " ...
Sorry but I am only following the manual ...
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #17 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:55pm » |
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Annette - you need to read the manual again hon. It says place brrom gently on floor and grab the heavy duty rolling pin of retribution ( I included one in the bag of spares)
Use BROOM to sweep up the mess!
Hope that helps!
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #18 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:55pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:51pm, JeffB wrote:| You, me, an elevator and a midget with a camera. We could make sparks.........and maybe a small hotel fire! |
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You could fit into an elevator ?
Annette
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #19 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:56pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:55pm, BB wrote:
You could fit into an elevator ?
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He was only talking "arse-on" by the looks of it!
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #20 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:58pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:55pm, LeLimey wrote:Annette - you need to read the manual again hon. It says place brrom gently on floor and grab the heavy duty rolling pin of retribution ( I included one in the bag of spares)
Use BROOM to sweep up the mess!
Hope that helps!
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Oops, solly Helen. You'r rat chere ! Solly us under- educated convicts not much goot at readin Inglelish ...
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #21 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 8:02pm » |
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Girls, girls, girls.
I'm built like a friggin..........well I was............. well, at one time I was........................
Oh, fuck you!
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #22 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 8:31pm » |
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Hi, I'm Jeff. I like long walks on the beach, a nice cozy foreplace, puppies and I cried at the end of Ol' Yeller.
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Jeff, honey you already used this very similar line with Liz on another thread. Please change story lines so that all these women who will be clamoring for you don't compare notes and you may have to go to Australia and live among the convicts there.
On a better note: I have met Jeff. He is beyond cuteness, sexy in a gruff way, single, very funny and intelligent with a good work ethic.
Mail my check tomorrow Jeff. I'm broke.
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Re: Strange............
« Reply #23 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 9:31pm » |
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For my Mrs. Linda. I'm writing a check for one hundred and fifty big ones. You should be seeing one hundred and fifty checks very soon. I hope you can buy a cup of coffee with them!
Seriously,
I miss you my Mrs. Linda! , I do hope all is well!
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