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ClusterChuck
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Coffee Warning ...
« on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 6:17am » |
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I made a rather painful discovery about HOT coffee, last night ...
If you are nekkid ....
And deep within a KIP 9 hit ...
And Oxygen isn't working for you ...
I strongly suggest you DON'T try to pour, and chug a fresh, HOT cup of coffee ...
For once in my life, I am DAMN glad I have that pot belly of mine ... At least the blisters are on my belly, and NOT on the "boys" ... Although, just running down onto them was bad enough!!!
At least it diverted my attention away from the head on my shoulders for a moment or two ...
BUT, alas, it did not work as an abortive .. Not like the toilet seat episode I passed on to you ...
Ah well ...
Take heed!!!
Chuck
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 6:33am » |
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Wear some clothes....ya ole pre-vert.... 
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 7:29am » |
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Chuck, next time go for the caffeine in the Red bulls instead, those can be enjoyed more safely while nekkid 
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 7:48am » |
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Get one of Drummer's safety Kits -- it includes a Jock Strap to protect - "the boys"! (you old prevert!)
WARNING: O2, Hot Coffee, Capsisian Cream, and other objects can be hazardous to your ur umm 'body parts."
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 7:50am » |
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Your title should read TMI warning instead of Coffee Warning 
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #5 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 9:08am » |
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Thanks for that visual!
Next time - try iced coffee - far less apt to scar.
Only you - my friend - only you!!!!!
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #6 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 9:21am » |
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Keep a robe handy my dear......  
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #7 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 10:08am » |
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Chuck,
Too bad the coffee wasn't from McDonalds. You could be a millionaire!!
Beth
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on Apr 22nd, 2007, 10:08am, midwestbeth wrote:Chuck,
Too bad the coffee wasn't from McDonalds. You could be a millionaire!!
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Hmm, if you have homeowners insurance you could file a claim against your self. LOL.
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #9 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 3:57pm » |
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ugh, god. i'm a barista at a coffee shop, and i've scalde myself more than i'd care to mention. however, i will say i'd take hot coffee over hot milk, 'cause the sugar in the milk just keeps on burning. sucks.
man i feel ya..
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #10 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 4:17pm » |
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You dumby!
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #11 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 4:43pm » |
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Well Chuckles, the good news is it stops hurting as soon as the pain goes away........ (sorry...I didn't laugh...I didn't laugh...I DID NOT laugh)
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #12 on: Apr 22nd, 2007, 8:40pm » |
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OUCH Thanks Chuckles for the visual. I can't get you out of my ..... never mind  
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #13 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 12:57am » |
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on Apr 22nd, 2007, 6:33am, Jackie wrote:| Wear some clothes....ya ole pre-vert.... |
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No shit, LOL. Maybe you could sue yourself?
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #14 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 8:46am » |
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Chucky, the nekkid visual messed me up...  LMAO
Glad you're okay and the "boys" are safe.
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #15 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 9:31am » |
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YIKES! OUCH!
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #16 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 1:24pm » |
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Oh, don't worry, Chuck. I never drink coffee.
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #17 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 1:31pm » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2007, 1:24pm, sandie99 wrote:| Oh, don't worry, Chuck. I never drink coffee. |
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LMAO....Good one Sanna....
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Re: Coffee Warning ...
« Reply #18 on: Apr 23rd, 2007, 5:41pm » |
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Maybe it's time, Chuck.
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