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Ghost
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Any one hungry?
« on: Apr 11th, 2007, 9:30am » |
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http://webpages.marshall.edu/~will2/catkettle.html
Enjoy the appitizer.
For those not able to access here ya go 
Cat In the Kettle at the Peking Moon
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See the FLASH VIDEO!
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow-mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.
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Re: Any one hungry?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 5:43pm » |
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That was just wrong.
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Re: Any one hungry?
« Reply #3 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 8:35pm » |
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poor little kittens, when my cat does not show up for dinner my husband is always telling me to go check the neighboor's kitchen (they are vietnamese, nice folks do!)
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Re: Any one hungry?
« Reply #4 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 10:33pm » |
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The real question for me is.........do they add MSG? 
Lord knows I've had enough hairs between the teath, but as long as I enjoy it...WTF.
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Re: Any one hungry?
« Reply #5 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 3:51pm » |
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on Apr 11th, 2007, 10:33pm, JeffB wrote:The real question for me is.........do they add MSG?
Lord knows I've had enough hairs between the teath, but as long as I enjoy it...WTF. |
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So Much I could do with that phrase..... I wont though younguns are around some times.
No msg but plenty of 9 Lives. 
Mike
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