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George_J
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Different Perspectives
« on: Apr 9th, 2007, 12:54am » |
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Okay, so today I stopped by the supermarket with my daughter. We're walking in behind a very attractive young woman (who I am admiring in an innocent and avuncular manner).
I turned to my daughter, and asked:
"Did you ever notice how men and women walk differently?"
"Yeah," she said. "Guys lurch."
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
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ClusterChuck
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Re: Different Perspectives
« Reply #1 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 3:01am » |
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on Apr 9th, 2007, 12:54am, George_J wrote:| "Yeah," she said. "Guys lurch." |
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I glide ...
Chuck
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Yorky
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Re: Different Perspectives
« Reply #2 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 3:21am » |
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i get slapped off tracy 
i say "just cause im on a diet"
"does not mean i cant look at the cakes"
or "just because i own a book"
"doesnt mean i cant go to the libary"
wear sun glasses, even if it snows.
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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ClusterChuck
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Re: Different Perspectives
« Reply #3 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 3:53am » |
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"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite ... Just as long as you eat at home ..."
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"No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy."
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deltadarlin
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Re: Different Perspectives
« Reply #4 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 8:43am » |
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on Apr 9th, 2007, 3:53am, ClusterChuck wrote:"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite ... Just as long as you eat at home ..."
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Perzactly! If Jimbo didn't look (and comment), I'd probably reach over and check his pulse to make sure he was still alive. If I were the jealous sort, we'd never have gotten married (in fact, he and the other guys had me *trained*, I'd spot women for them to look at  ).
I know where he sleeps at night.
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