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BarbaraD
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In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without Substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And the Workers spoke amongst themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
And that is how shit happens.
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thomas
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Re: The PLAN
« Reply #1 on: Mar 26th, 2007, 1:25pm » |
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Indeed.
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echo
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Re: The PLAN
« Reply #2 on: Mar 26th, 2007, 2:36pm » |
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Happens here on a weekly basis.
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Re: The PLAN
« Reply #3 on: Mar 26th, 2007, 4:50pm » |
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Or daily..... 
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JeffB
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Re: The PLAN
« Reply #4 on: Mar 26th, 2007, 5:26pm » |
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Nice.
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Mac_Muz
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Re: The PLAN
« Reply #5 on: Mar 26th, 2007, 5:31pm » |
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Ain't it the truth.......
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When all else fails read the instructions.
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chewy
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Just how did you get ahold of my companies annual growth plan?
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Charlie
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Re: The PLAN
« Reply #7 on: Mar 26th, 2007, 8:22pm » |
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Yup.
The buck doesn't stop there. It disappears.
Charlie
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