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minnie
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how a Living will should be
« on: Mar 18th, 2007, 2:08pm » |
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LIVING WILL
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the
bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary
______a Margarita
______a Scotch and soda
______Fried Chicken
______a Coors Light
______a Steak (medium rare)
______Chicken Fried Steak with mashed potatoes and gravy
______Lobster or crab legs
______the Remote Control
______a bowl of Vanilla ice cream
______the Sports Page
______Chocolate
______Sex
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed
person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
call it a day.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
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Mosaicwench
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Re: how a Living will should be
« Reply #1 on: Mar 18th, 2007, 3:49pm » |
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Ah . . . if only it was that easy.
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Re: how a Living will should be
« Reply #2 on: Mar 19th, 2007, 9:30am » |
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Sex should be at the top of the list 
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Re: how a Living will should be
« Reply #3 on: Mar 19th, 2007, 12:24pm » |
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Is it legal to print that out and sign it?
Or is it copyrighted?
<Calls lawyer, to verify wording, before signing ... >
Chuck
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Re: how a Living will should be
« Reply #4 on: Mar 19th, 2007, 1:54pm » |
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Leave the lawyer out of the thing -- they'll just throw in a lot of complications... I like it just like it is...
Already signed mine....
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