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An important reminder........!
« on: Mar 5th, 2007, 9:46am » |
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I have to say I have found it extremely disturbing over the past few weeks to see how far out of line some of the specimens we are cultivating here are stepping.
I feel its time to remind the lower life forms of their place in the hierachy so can all LLF's read and obey as is your place and can all Higher Life forms (ie the Women) make sure to keep them on their toes at all times.
When keeping poorly trained pets its important to be rigorous with their training and we aren't doing them any favours by letting them sit on the furniture and so on. 
The FEMALE makes The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.
The FEMALE is never wrong.
If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE
The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.
The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a whimp.
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 9:47am » |
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Amen!
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 9:52am » |
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What in hell did they feed you with while you was hospitolised Helen?
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 9:53am » |
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Amen and halleluja ! 
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 9:54am » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:52am, The mad viking wrote:| What in hell did they feed you with while you was hospitolised Helen? |
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Whatever it was, I want some too!
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 10:02am » |
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Why, it was testosterone, of course!
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 10:03am » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:52am, The mad viking wrote:| What in hell did they feed you with while you was hospitolised Helen? |
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Bente! Your pet is asking questions instead of CLEANING THE BATHROOM!! I think a spell in the snow will bring him to his senses! (Svenn I was chewing nails and spitting out rust - you mere males are childs play  )
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 10:12am » |
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HooHUM!!!
Another boring, worthless thread ...
But, I should expect as much .. after all, a mere female started it ....
It was SO much better, when they were kept in thier place ... barefoot and pregnant .. AND slapped whenever they said anything .... damn wimminz ....
OH, for the good old days ....
Chuck
(Just flush my ashes after the wimminz finish with me)
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #8 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 10:20am » |
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Now girls see what happens when we don't keep up with their training? They become delusional 
Our Chuckie is such a lovely pet too and its a shame to see him gone to seed - after all - NO ONE knows as much about toilet seats as our Chuckie - one could say they're his thong song even
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 10:22am » |
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Ah Helen, see how nice we are to let you wimmin believe you are in charge
-P.
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 10:26am » |
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Ah Paul - see how nice we wimmin are to let you think you matter 
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:01am » |
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One large slice of humble pie coming right up Lobby - hope it doesn't choke you
Now go and wash the pie tin little boy!
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #13 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:13am » |
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Helen, dearest - Is there anything that needs washing or putting away? While I'm busy, why don't you sit down here, enjoy a bon-bon or two, and can I make you a fresh, hot cup of tea?
(How am I doing?)
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #14 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:18am » |
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Quote:The FEMALE makes The Rules.
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I know, I know, you're a feminists and thats adorable, but this is grownup time and I'm the man. Now be a nice little bimbo and go get me a beer.
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:24am » |
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Helen, is it just me, or were you asking for all this? 
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #16 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:32am » |
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Kudos to Pat - what an excellent job
Ruthie - don't worry honeybun, when you get here I'll help you whip your pets sorry arse into line alrighty!  Oh and Jimi - you can have a beer when you've finished making the beds - theres a dear
Melly - Its hard work but we all have to work together - sheesh next thing these boys would start enjoying life and then the situation would be intolerable
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:35am » |
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Glad her bloody phone's run out 
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:40am » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:35am, LeeS wrote:| Glad her bloody phone's run out |
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Believe anything you would
You dear are incorrigible - thats why we call you the phantom of platform 9
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Re: An important reminder........!
« Reply #19 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:43am » |
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P.S.....and I expect to see a little cleavage when I am there. 
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:54am » |
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A little cleavage?! I don't know anyone with a little cleavage - at least you're easily pleased!
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:55am » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:43am, Jimi wrote:| P.S.....and I expect to see a little cleavage when I am there. |
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I'm afraid little would be an impossibility Jimi 
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:56am » |
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Oh Helen I am so glad your back and your reminder is so well
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 11:59am » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:18am, Jimi wrote:
I know, I know, you're a feminists and thats adorable, but this is grownup time and I'm the man. Now be a nice little bimbo and go get me a beer. |
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Best poetry I have ever seen on this board.
Since I gotta do some real work, I assign my man-proxy to Jimi for the remainder of this thread.
So whatever Jimi says, X2.
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 12:02pm » |
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Wock is a wuss
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