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Totally useless stuff
« on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 8:45am » |
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My 1000th post.
Here's some stuff you probaby didn't know about me, and probably wish you didn't.
I actually WORRIED about what my 1000th post should be.
Sour cream is my favorite condiment.
I have never been to a strip club. I'd go "girls night out", but men look so retarded shaking their ass.
I can happily go for years without ever stepping foot into a women's clothing store.
I am PAINFULLY self-conscious about everything from what I look like to giving an opinion.
Potatoes rock!
The sound of a small engine plane overhead puts me instantly to sleep.
I have absolutely no social life.
I love the smell of freshly turned dirt in the morning.
I got my license at 34, and I am STILL afraid to drive anywhere for the first time by myself.
I'd rather watch porn and go fishing than do the girly gossip crap.
I am extremely ticklish and won't allow anyone to touch the bottom of my feet.
The commercial that shows the bride-to-be smoking and saying, "ooooohshutuppp!" makes me almost pee my pants laughing every time I see it.
My best childhood memory is blue snow.
I used to eat instant lemon iced tea right out of the jar with a spoon.
I am so paranoid about hitting that post button, because I am so afraid of y'alls reactions to this.
That's me in a nutshell.
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #1 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 8:54am » |
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Congrats on your 1000th!!
(I have quite a way to go before that milestone comes my way)
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #2 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 9:02am » |
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Sounds like we'd get along really well, Jen. Except for the self conscious part. Me? I speak first, think about it later, apologize if I have to.
I'm very happy to know you. 
Congrats on your 1000th!
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on Mar 3rd, 2007, 8:45am, JenniferD wrote:| I'd rather watch porn and go fishing than do the girly gossip crap. |
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LOL thats my kinda girl 
Happy 1000th post Jen
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #4 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 9:12am » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2007, 8:45am, JenniferD wrote:| I have never been to a strip club. I'd go "girls night out", but men look so retarded shaking their ass. |
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And Jen - That instant iced tea thing is just weird.
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #5 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 9:18am » |
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Well for my money 1000 posts from you isn't enough!
You are your own woman Jen and one I'm very proud to know - oh and just remember, only dead fish swim with the stream
lots of love
the old trout xxx
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #6 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 12:17pm » |
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I've never seen the male dancers in person, either. I had tickets to a morning talk show in 1980 that was having the male dancers on, but a big rig turned over going up the hill in Dublin, and I didn't make it to the studio in San Francisco in time, so me and my 2 girlfriends just walked around Chinatown, then came home.
Joe took the tv to work that day, and he saw the show and gave me a demo when I got home. They don't look retarded, but they look best when they are actually your own guy.
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #7 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:06pm » |
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Jen,
it was good to know some things about you. 
I haven't been to a strip club either, but as a journalist I have written a piece about Mr Scandinavia candidates, who did a pre-competition fashion show at a mall near the newspaper's office. And yes, that show included a swimsuit round. 
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:26pm » |
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Quote:I love the smell of freshly turned dirt in the morning.
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I thoroughly enjoyed reading about the useless stuff Jen!
Thanks!
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:36pm » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2007, 8:45am, JenniferD wrote:I can happily go for years without ever stepping foot into a women's clothing store.
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 2:07pm » |
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Thank you very much Melissa for sharing with us, its always nice to get to know someone better
I am the same with the ticklish thing, I am also extremely ticklish and I hate getting mozzie bites on the soles of my feet 
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #12 on: Mar 3rd, 2007, 11:51pm » |
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Actually, it can be fun hitting that post key. Looks to me like you do just fine.
Congrats on your 1,000th.
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #13 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 7:18am » |
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Well, I HAVE been to strip club and it's not all it's cracked up to be. "Socks!" Of course I was just doing research... (yeah right!) and it only cost me about $20 to check out the merchandise.
Useless stuff is good... Now that we know you better, we need to have a long talk about that lemon ice tea stuff.... gotta try that one...
Congrats on your 1000th...
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #14 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 8:47am » |
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That was one of the coolest post's I've seen.
BTW the one and only time I've been to a strip club was when I was hugely pregnant. For my sisters bachelorette party, a few friends and the moms. My mom actually bought me a lap dance. I was SOOOO embarrassed, like I wanted to draw attention to the pregnant woman in a strip club!
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #15 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 9:15am » |
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Thanks for that post! I also have no social life and I also die laughing at the bride-to-be because I have a feeling that's going to be me in 5 months. 
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 2:40pm » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:36pm, Lobster wrote:
Back off! Beeutch... she knows I'd go "straight" for her... besides... I saw her first.
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 2:43pm » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:40pm, artonio7 wrote:
Back off! Beeutch... she knows I'd go "straight" for her... besides... I saw her first.
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 2:48pm » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 8:47am, taraann wrote:| BTW the one and only time I've been to a strip club was when I was hugely pregnant. For my sisters bachelorette party, a few friends and the moms. My mom actually bought me a lap dance. I was SOOOO embarrassed, like I wanted to draw attention to the pregnant woman in a strip club! |
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ROTFLMBO!
Ya know what? I am horribly insatiable when I'm preggers, so I would have been right up there...several times.
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 3:15pm » |
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LOL Mel I know exactly what you mean! I think its being in the pudding club that does it - you don't have to worry about getting pregnant so its even more fun!
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 5:52pm » |
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Congrats on your 1000th post.
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 7:00pm » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:48pm, Melissa wrote:
ROTFLMBO!
Ya know what? I am horribly insatiable when I'm preggers, so I would have been right up there...several times. |
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hey mel, wanna know what makes you even worse???
Getting the tubes tied! LOL Poor hubby. he never saw it coming!!!!
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 5th, 2007, 9:37pm » |
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Where as everyone else is focused in on your eating instant lemon ice tea on a spoon, I find this a lot more disturbing.
"I'd rather watch porn and go fishing"
are those 2 things REALLY done together?
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #23 on: Mar 6th, 2007, 1:26am » |
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LOL>>>>>>>>>>ROTFLOL! Jen! I LOVED your 1000th post! I cant wait to read 1500!
I, too, love sour cream......
I got my license at 26, with 2 toddlers in the back of the car!
(I think it reaised my level of concern to have my precious cargo with me at my most tenuous)
I hate shopping of any kind........
but I can't go fishing with you, coz I hate that too!
That said, grab yer purse, girlie, let's go find a Full Monty, ok?
I've never seen a group of nekkid men before.... just my husb...............ohh, too much information.......nevermind...
BESIDES(digging myself in a bit deeper)..why would I wanna just LOOK???........ya know???)
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Re: Totally useless stuff
« Reply #24 on: Mar 6th, 2007, 3:50am » |
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on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:37pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Where as everyone else is focused in on your eating instant lemon ice tea on a spoon, I find this a lot more disturbing.
"I'd rather watch porn and go fishing"
are those 2 things REALLY done together?
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Linda you SAW the worm I picked up and you can even ASK?!!
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