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Mathematical Equation
« on: Feb 28th, 2007, 12:38pm » |
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This didn't really strike me as a joke, so........Tim
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
If I may add one more equation:
W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W
23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170
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Re: Mathematical Equation
« Reply #1 on: Feb 28th, 2007, 1:01pm » |
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on Feb 28th, 2007, 12:38pm, tanner wrote:| What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? |
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S U P P O R T I N G
19+21+16+16+15+18+20+9+14+7 = 155%
 
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Re: Mathematical Equation
« Reply #2 on: Feb 28th, 2007, 2:27pm » |
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C L U S T E R H E A D A C H E S
3 + 12 + 21 + 19 + 20 + 5 + 18 + 8 + 5 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 3 + 8 + 5 + 19 = 152%
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Re: Mathematical Equation
« Reply #3 on: Feb 28th, 2007, 3:17pm » |
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W-O-R-K S-M-A-R-T-E-R
24+16+19+12+20+14+1+19+21+5+19 = 170
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Re: Mathematical Equation
« Reply #4 on: Feb 28th, 2007, 9:05pm » |
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19-21-3-11-13-24-4-9-3-11 
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Re: Mathematical Equation
« Reply #5 on: Feb 28th, 2007, 10:02pm » |
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on Feb 28th, 2007, 9:05pm, Jonny wrote:| 19-21-3-11-13-24-4-9-3-11 |
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19-21-3-11-13-24(25)-4-9-3-11 [9 0ut of 10]
(25-15-21) (1-18-5) (1-23-6-21-12-12)) 
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Re: Mathematical Equation
« Reply #7 on: Mar 1st, 2007, 9:54am » |
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Re: Mathematical Equation
« Reply #8 on: Mar 1st, 2007, 10:52am » |
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on Mar 1st, 2007, 9:54am, georgej wrote:| There are probably a dozen suits over at the NSA working on cracking the code right now. |
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It'll be a tough nut for them. A half dozen suits have been called in already to get cracking.
  
  
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