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artonio7
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The Fortune Cookie Corner
« on: Feb 5th, 2007, 4:48am » |
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Everyone loves a good fortune. These are two of my most recent fortune cookie fortunes.
 Avert misunderstandings by calm, poise, and balance.
A handful of patience is worth a bushel of brains.
Please add your fortunes.
with warm regards,
Tony
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #1 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 7:17am » |
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Every fortune, when read aloud, must be preceded by "When in bed..."
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #2 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 7:37am » |
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LMAO! Leave it to Wilbur.
Or is that Beaver?
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #3 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 8:13am » |
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I've had a fortune cookie only once. It said: "Smile and the world smiles with you".
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #4 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 8:40am » |
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I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. Seemed an ominous portent to me, but nothing's happened yet. 
I can't remember what show it was, long ago--maybe Rod Serling's "Night Gallery"--where a guy gets a fortune cookie that said, "You're Dead." So the guy looks up, and he is....
Hey, my sense of humor's a little left-handed sometimes.
Best,
George
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #5 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 9:04am » |
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My recent cookie said "Trust him but keep your eyes open"
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #6 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 9:49am » |
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"The meat you just ate was NOT chicken."
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #7 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 5:53pm » |
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"Better to be pissed off than pissed on"...... 
OMG Wilber.... 
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #8 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 6:35pm » |
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on Feb 5th, 2007, 7:17am, Wilbur wrote:| Every fortune, when read aloud, must be preceded by "When in bed..." |
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That's what I always heard too. Sometimes they make sense.
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Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
« Reply #9 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 6:42pm » |
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"Don't let fear and common sense hold you back".
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