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BMoneeTheMoneeMan
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How many clusterheads does it take.....
« on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:28pm » |
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Found this on nother site, thought it was worth sharing.
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 "industry professionals" to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 "know-it-alls" who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
21 to start a small "off-topic" cliquey sub-conversation about switches
3 to post example JPGs of different light bulbs
7 to post URL's where one can see more examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
3 to post links to FF, shocked at the fact that their light bulbs were orange.
2 to start other threads about your top 20 best/worst light bulbs of all time
1 to post a photoshopped light bulb picture in a compromising position
1 to accuse some posters of starting a light bulb clique
2 to quote someone and just add a one word or single smiley reply.
11 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "me too", or "what he/she said"
5 to post to the thread that they will no longer post, and will be leaving the forum because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
1 to break forum rules by posting a link to an illegal bulb download site.
1 to break forum rules by calling somebody a bawbag for saying that Osram were the best bulbs
2 to fall out over screw-in or bayonet fixings
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs", or "already covered last week, mate"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
1 to take it all seriously and go on a rant about how a light bulb changed their life.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #1 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:39pm » |
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5 to post to the thread that they will no longer post, and will be leaving the forum because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
Ah yes . . . the magnum opus posts!!
Thanks - that was funny - and indicative of every forum, board or list I have ever participated in.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #2 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:39pm » |
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Well, lets be real B$, where would we be without the light bulb.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #3 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:40pm » |
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #4 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:44pm » |
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1 to post that he ate the light bulb and it cured his CHs.
30 to post calling the above a liar and flaming him into oblivion.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #5 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:57pm » |
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LMAO  Man do we resemble those remarks!
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #6 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 5:03pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:28pm, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
2 to quote someone and just add a one word or single smiley reply. |
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #7 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 5:09pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:44pm, cynjeep89 wrote:1 to post that he ate the light bulb and it cured his CHs.
30 to post calling the above a liar and flaming him into oblivion.
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Too funny!
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #8 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 7:30pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:44pm, cynjeep89 wrote:1 to post that he ate the light bulb and it cured his CHs.
30 to post calling the above a liar and flaming him into oblivion.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #9 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 8:59pm » |
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LOL. I'm one of the 6 discussing light bulb or lightbulb.
Charlotte
p.s. I thought it was how many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, let her cook in the dark.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #10 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 9:04pm » |
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1 clusterhead that knows it all, but runs away when called on it
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #11 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:28pm » |
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A question remains
Who's gonna shut out the light when its over?
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #12 on: Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:56pm » |
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This is ch.com, we never turn the lights out.
Time to hit the paypal button again to help pay the electric bill. 
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #13 on: Feb 3rd, 2007, 12:50am » |
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Funny stuff kids.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #14 on: Feb 4th, 2007, 12:49am » |
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Besides, just think that if Thomas Edison hadn't invented the light bulb we would all be watching television by candlelight!
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #15 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 9:10am » |
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That was funny...
on Feb 2nd, 2007, 4:44pm, cynjeep89 wrote:1 to post that he ate the light bulb and it cured his CHs.
30 to post calling the above a liar and flaming him into oblivion.
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And so was that post...
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #16 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 12:42pm » |
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OMG! Will the REAL clusterheads PUHLEEZ leave that other forum Immediately!
We need you hear.............
the spelling police,
the grammar police,
the fact police,
those who just wish to argue,
those who wish to delete themselves.......
and, so on!
We are accustomed to you here, and here you should remain!
>.........Orr, orr, I'll delete myself!!!! 
Nuff said....B$, isn't it great to know we are not alone in this world??? THAT WAS FUNNY!
Party on, friends!
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #17 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 1:07pm » |
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #18 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 7:30pm » |
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Hey Mel--that lightbulb was a three-way.
I feel that a three-way does not represent the lifestyle of a majority of lightbulbs.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
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Re: How many clusterheads does it take.....
« Reply #19 on: Feb 6th, 2007, 5:17am » |
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And what about "high ceiling" changes? A ladder may be involved. Does it meet OSHA specs? Is the changer "qualified" to change the light bulb from a ladder?
Hugs BD
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