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cateyes
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Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male CH`s.
« on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:11pm » |
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Avoiding the headache
A man is having terrible headaches. He can't sleep, eat, think, or do much of anything because of the pain. Several doctors examined him and couldn't determine the cause of his problem. He finally went to one of the top neurological specialists in the country who examines him and says, "I've found the cause of the pain. Your testicles are pushing up into your spine. The constant pressureon the spine causes the headaches. The only thing I can do is perform surgery and remove your testicles."
The man is shocked to hear this but the decision is not difficult as he know he cannot stand the pain of the headaches. He has the surgery and immediately fells like a new man. The pain is completely gone and he feels like he has a new life. He is so happy he decides to buy himself a new suit. He goes to a small men's shop and tells the old tailor that he wants to buy a suit.
"Sure," says the tailor. "You're a 42 long, right?"
"Wow, how did you know?" says the man.
"Hey, I've been in this business a long time. You learn a few things" said the tailor."
The tailor brought the man a suit that fit perfectly. It looked so good that the man decided to buy a new shirt to go with it.
"16, 34, right?" said the tailor.
"Right again!" said the man. "You're amazing."
"Hey, I've been in this business a long time. You learn a few things".
The tailor brought a shirt and tie and they looked great. The man said, "Hey, let's go for broke. Give me a pair of the silk boxers too."
The tailor said, "36 right?"
"I'm disappointed," said the man. "But 2 out of 3 is still good. I wear size 34 boxers."
The tailor said, "Hey, I've been in this business for a long time and I think you need 36."
The man replied, "It's obvious you know your business but I've worn size 34 for as long as I can remember. I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one".
"Hey look," said the tailor, "I'll sell you whatever you want. But I've been in this business a long time. If you wear a size 34 it's gonna push your nuts up into your spine and give you terrible headaches."
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #1 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:16pm » |
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #2 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:23pm » |
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on Jan 30th, 2007, 6:11pm, cateyes wrote:| ...it's gonna push your nuts up into your spine and give you terrible headaches." |
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You know, its funny - I have shoes that can do that! Don't I Lee?!
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #3 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:29pm » |
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im going to start letting them hang loose and low from now on.
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #4 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:48pm » |
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This is why I only wear thongs.........when I wear undies at all that is.
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #5 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:50pm » |
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on Jan 30th, 2007, 6:48pm, JeffB wrote:| This is why I only wear thongs.........when I wear undies at all that is. |
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Ok TMI TMI....by the way..got any pics of those thongs? lol
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #6 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:52pm » |
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on Jan 30th, 2007, 6:48pm, JeffB wrote:| This is why I only wear thongs.........when I wear undies at all that is. |
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Same reason as small chested women not wearing bra's perchance Jeffie?!
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #7 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 6:54pm » |
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on Jan 30th, 2007, 6:52pm, LeLimey wrote:
Same reason as small chested women not wearing bra's perchance Jeffie?! |
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Ha Ha Leave it Helen to "GO THERE" good one girlfriend..lol
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #8 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 7:15pm » |
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Quote:| ....by the way..got any pics of those thongs? lol |
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #9 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 7:47pm » |
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Yer scary Helen. 
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #10 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 7:58pm » |
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Nope...not gonna say it....Nope nope...you can't make me....
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #11 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 7:59pm » |
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on Jan 30th, 2007, 7:58pm, Redd715 wrote:
Nope...not gonna say it....Nope nope...you can't make me....
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go ahead...I double dog dare ya..lol
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #12 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 8:10pm » |
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All I have to do is ask my Wife for sex and she instantly has a headache!
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #13 on: Jan 31st, 2007, 5:30am » |
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #14 on: Jan 31st, 2007, 9:19am » |
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I wonder if all the speedo wearing guys get alot of headaches? I know I get one when I see a speedo guy!
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #15 on: Jan 31st, 2007, 9:53am » |
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on Jan 30th, 2007, 6:23pm, LeLimey wrote:| You know, its funny - I have shoes that can do that! Don't I Lee?! |
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Hey Imelda, you've got that many pairs of shoes that I'm sure just about anything could be ascribed to them 
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Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
« Reply #16 on: Jan 31st, 2007, 11:56pm » |
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your way to funny,but its true!!!last thing i think of with ch`s is my balls . good joke though made me laugh something i haven`t done in awhile thanks my friend 
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