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thomas
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For air travelers.
« on: Jan 29th, 2007, 10:46am » |
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For air travelers
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Jimmy_B.
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Re: For air travelers.
« Reply #1 on: Jan 29th, 2007, 11:40am » |
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on Jan 29th, 2007, 10:46am, thomas wrote: For air travelers
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf |
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Afterwards...quietly go with the two gentlemen (Air Marshal's) who have just tackled you to the floor of the airplane. 
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Mosaicwench
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Re: For air travelers.
« Reply #2 on: Jan 29th, 2007, 2:06pm » |
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And don't forget to ice those bruises!
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