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Ghost
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OMG!!!!!!!!!
« on: Jan 24th, 2007, 9:08am » |
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One of my coworkers brought in some homemade apple pie and homemade icecream! I am now officially in heaven! Mike Then I get sent this A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
***WARNING*** Oxygen will rust your pipes!
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