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The Top Patriots Fan............
« on: Jan 21st, 2007, 12:03pm »
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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.  
 
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.  
 
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England Patriots towel.  
 
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."  
 
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"  
 
"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"  
 
God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's  
mine."
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 21st, 2007, 12:38pm »
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Peyton is going to hell after this game Grin
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Re: The Top Patriots Fan............
« Reply #2 on: Jan 21st, 2007, 12:44pm »
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Either my bookie is going to be $110 richer or $100 poorer this afternoon.
 
Go Patriots!
 
Nothing personal anyone, its all about the Benjamins! Wink
 
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