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BarbaraD
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Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« on: Jan 10th, 2007, 4:41am » |
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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> 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
> will prevent you from rolling over and going
> back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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> 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
> laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
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> 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
> vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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> 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
> toilet seat by simply using the sink.
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> 5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
> the pressure in your veins.
> Remember to use a timer.
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> 6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
> and you will forget about the headache.
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> Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
> life really are: You only need two tools:
> WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should,
> use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
> duct tape.
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> Remember:
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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> Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
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> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
> another chance.
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> And finally, be really nice to your family and
> friends; you never know when you might need them to
> empty your bedpan.
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Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« Reply #1 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 7:24am » |
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Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Oh, how very true!
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Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« Reply #2 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 11:16am » |
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Sound information.
Off to piss in the sink, kitchen sink, it's closer.
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Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« Reply #3 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 2:19pm » |
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Awesome! Those were great....I needed a laugh....I'm gonna have my hubby hold the veggies tonight.... 
'cuz that f&^%*er keeps pissin in my sink! 
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Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« Reply #4 on: Jan 11th, 2007, 2:20am » |
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Always remember that a real gentlemen takes the dishes out of the sink first. Maybe even rinses them off when he puts them back. 
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Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« Reply #5 on: Jan 11th, 2007, 8:17am » |
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too funny. a variation to #6 is to drop a large flower pot on you big toe.
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Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« Reply #6 on: Jan 11th, 2007, 10:06am » |
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another-
each morning blend a large frog in the blender and drink the resulting frog shake. Nothing worse will happen to you that day.
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Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
« Reply #7 on: Jan 14th, 2007, 9:34pm » |
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Good Stuff......tried the hammer thing didn't work lol
If I used the sink I think my vegtble be the one cut by the mrs. thus leaving no reason to lift the lid 
Firm beleiver in wd-40 and duct tape 
Thanks for sharing,,
Peace always, Mike
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"If at first you don't succeed,,Get out the hammer,,If the hammer don't work,,Go back to bed....."Have you hugged your kids lately?" Peace always, Mike
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