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The best recipe EVER.........
« on: Dec 4th, 2006, 9:29am » |
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Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
* Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
* Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
* Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
* Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
* At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
* Turn off the mixer thingy.
* Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
* Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
* Mix on the turner.
* If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
* Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
* Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
* Check the Crown Royal.
* Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
* Add one table.
* Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
* Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
* Don't forget to beat off the turner.
* Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
* Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
* Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #1 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:01am » |
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I loved it! 
Hmm... should I suggest that I'll bring some of these into my "Girl Club" Christmas Party on Saturday... 
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #2 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:18am » |
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Oh that will make for a fun girl club party Sanna!
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #3 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:30am » |
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TA We've shared some spectacular recipes but this one is your best ever 
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #4 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:33am » |
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on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:18am, taraann wrote:| Oh that will make for a fun girl club party Sanna! |
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Absolutely!
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #5 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:54am » |
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I haven't been able to make your Apple Bread yet because my little one is teething and miserable, but I'm going to make it a priority to try this one. I wonder if you can substitute Jose Cuervo for the Crown Royal?
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #6 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:57am » |
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For a little extra Holiday spice, substitute Captain Morgan's.
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #7 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 11:04am » |
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Now where the hell did you get my recipe? I thought it was a family secret. I know - you've been talking to the damn dog again! 
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #8 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 3:01pm » |
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Quote:| I haven't been able to make your Apple Bread yet because my little one is teething and miserable, but I'm going to make it a priority to try this one. I wonder if you can substitute Jose Cuervo for the Crown Royal? |
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Or I like to sometimes substitute the CR for Vanilla Smirnoff so I'm sure Jose would be a fun addition......yumm lol hope the little one feels better soon (for your sake!)
Barb didn't ya know what a blabbermouth your dog is??
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #9 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 3:02pm » |
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on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:29am, taraann wrote:Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
* Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
* Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
* Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
* Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
* At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
* Turn off the mixer thingy.
* Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
* Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
* Mix on the turner.
* If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
* Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
* Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
* Check the Crown Royal.
* Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
* Add one table.
* Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
* Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
* Don't forget to beat off the turner.
* Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
* Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
* Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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here's something for xmas eve
fish, chip's and mushy pea's....mmmmm
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #10 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 4:57pm » |
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I love fish and chips but I like Taraann's cookies better
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #11 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 5:13pm » |
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on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:29am, taraann wrote:| * Don't forget to beat off the turner. |
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on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:29am, taraann wrote:| * Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. |
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #13 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 8:24pm » |
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on Dec 4th, 2006, 6:54pm, taraann wrote:
aww ya know you like that idea jonny
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #14 on: Dec 5th, 2006, 8:07am » |
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on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:29am, taraann wrote:Christmas Cookie Recipe
* Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
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Sounds like a perfect recipe for the doc 
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #15 on: Dec 5th, 2006, 6:27pm » |
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You axed fer it:
Meatloaf of course: 
Chisel out enough room in the microwave for your thawed beefalo; the stuff in back, not the package from 1998, leave in plastic tray. Mix with Hamburger Helper, onion sticks, and Ketchup enhanced green tomato paste. Toss in some fake salt and Bacon Bits if you wanna go nuts.
Pound on the microwave key pad to set the timer and run for cover.
Head for the couch, pop in one of your Celebrity Poker videos and relax. When the smoke alarm goes off, it's done.
After you've satisfied your neighbors and the fire trucks have gone, take out the meatloaf. I usually find that it's a bit easier to separate the melted plastic from the meatloaf if you run it under cold water.
Poke around in the cupboard for an unprententious wine cooler, grab your Ron Popiel's electric knife, and off you go. 
Serves one...only once, so far.
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Re: The best recipe EVER.........
« Reply #16 on: Dec 5th, 2006, 9:51pm » |
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I thank ya mam for that. But I may have to take the wife to the E.R. She laughed so hard she got the hicky ups.
Fine recipe but I have to leave out the sugar.
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