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Okay... X-mas time...
« on: Dec 1st, 2006, 8:37pm » |
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E-mail Tammy and me your address if ya want a damn x-mas card... Ya better like 'em too... Damn duct tape ripped off half my body hair, and the other half fell out from fear. Send e-mail to: Kenn_Kurr@verizon.net or Cat_Eyes_101@yahoo.com
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 8:45pm » |
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Yeah but you can use the duct tape to tape the hair back on 
Long live duct tape!!
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 9:00pm » |
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You Cyn....are a traitor to the female of the species.
For decades we have been trying to get that stuff off the shelves and into a space shuttle where it can be hurled to MARS where it belongs, along with the men from there.
VENUS rising..
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 9:58pm » |
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We might be able to live without the duct tape and I have a list of men I would love to send back to Mars...hell, I would even pay their air fare...one way of course, but we have to keep some of them.
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:01pm » |
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Don`t6 worry folks...his hair WILL grown back (adventually)...
You`lll LOVE the flashing rudolf nose....
Tammy...Merry Chirstmas everyone
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #5 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:02pm » |
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Oh pray tell. WHY? 
I'll be sitting here with a copy of war and Peace waiting for you to come up with an answer to that one. Believe me it's a large book so you have plenty of time.
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #6 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:03pm » |
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It's not the whole growing back thing that has me worried... It was the ripping out by the roots that I had a problem with... How the hell do women get bikini waxed all the time??? And it would've been nice if ya could've left maybe a little more skin behind...
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #7 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:05pm » |
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Oh pray tell. WHY?
I'll be sitting here with a copy of war and Peace waiting for you to come up with an answer to that one. Believe me it's a large book so you have plenty of time.
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To take the trash out and buy us more batteries?
Tammy....
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #8 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:07pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:03pm, ShadowLrd wrote:It's not the whole growing back thing that has me worried... It was the ripping out by the roots that I had a problem with...
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Oh Stop the whinning GOSH..Its for Christmas...It will all be better by July 4th...Wait till you see the cards for that holiday FOLKS..
Tammy
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #9 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:08pm » |
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Do they make star spangled duct tape? Don't worry Tammy... I won't tape ya up too much...
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #10 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:09pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:08pm, ShadowLrd wrote:Do they make star spangled duct tape?
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Nope but they sell Bottle rockets and roman candles...WOOHOOO
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:10pm » |
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Damn... And I thought the candle wax was kinky...
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #12 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:11pm » |
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Pssssst....Kenn. Got some words of wisdom for ya.....Do Not, I repeat, Do Not Go Near The Fireworks on July 4th....
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #13 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:16pm » |
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Awww... Why not... I had some very good ideas where to tape the bottle rockets... Gonna put those puppies in orbit... Shhh... Don't tell her... It's a surprise...
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #14 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 1:13am » |
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on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:02pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Oh pray tell. WHY?
I'll be sitting here with a copy of war and Peace waiting for you to come up with an answer to that one. Believe me it's a large book so you have plenty of time.
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Linda the only thing I can come up with (and it's weak) is that you know when you have a cold and your nose is bunged up and you can't breathe you really appreciate how good it is TO breathe? Well maybe we should keep a couple back as a lesson to us of how good we have it really??
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #15 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 1:20am » |
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on Dec 1st, 2006, 9:00pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
You Cyn....are a traitor to the female of the species.
For decades we have been trying to get that stuff off the shelves and into a space shuttle where it can be hurled to MARS where it belongs, along with the men from there.
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Where I live we use duct tape for many things. Car repair, home repairs, toy repair, dental work, and it can even be used as an abortive. At Wal Marts it comes in many different colors (mostly for auto repair).
If you get rid of it, everythang here will stay brocken, I reckon.
Also, it is illegal to transport duct tape out of city limits without a permit.
Finally, we use it for a ton of things you crazy blue staters don't know about. Things like clothing, taping up garbage bags for travel, closing envelopes, and bandanas are many uses that you all don't know enough about.
Bottom line: If you don't want duct tape, send it here. I need new snow shoes.
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #16 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 4:47pm » |
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Still asking for address`s please for out Christmas card list...
Thanks ,Tammy
Uhhh, but Kenn we don`t have any puppies...
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #17 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 5:22pm » |
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You're right. It is indeed weak Helen. I expected more from you than that and I am disappointed.
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Where I live we use duct tape for many things. Car repair, home repairs, toy repair, dental work, and it can even be used as an abortive. At Wal Marts it comes in many different colors (mostly for auto repair).
If you get rid of it, everythang here will stay brocken, I reckon.
Also, it is illegal to transport duct tape out of city limits without a permit.
Finally, we use it for a ton of things you crazy blue staters don't know about. Things like clothing, taping up garbage bags for travel, closing envelopes, and bandanas are many uses that you all don't know enough about.
Bottom line: If you don't want duct tape, send it here. I need new snow shoes.
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Frammie, I have so much to say about this statement it isn't even funny. Suffice it to say....you may HAVE the sticky stuff. I saw a guy last week driving an old car in the pouring rain....no windows, just silver duct tape.
O.K. Everyone you heard him. Send all your used duct tape to Frammie..so he can then have a waterproof house that attracts aliens. 
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #18 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 5:38pm » |
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It was weak Linda, very weak but hellsfire lady what did you expect me to come up with given the subject matter?!  I was trying to say something constructive about men and I strained my powers of creativity (read BS) to the absolute limit to come up with THAT much I can tell you!
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I gonna send that to my brother inlaw ROTFLMMFAO 
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 8:40pm » |
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DAMN it Chewy..I have been hiding that sunscription form from him and here u go POSTING it..Grrrr...
Kenn dear..pay no attention to the horrible post chewy made..It would be a bad idea...
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #22 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 8:41pm » |
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Tammy... I don't mind that you buy that mag for yourself...
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 8:43pm » |
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OMG Chewy, thats too funny!!!!
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Re: Okay... X-mas time...
« Reply #24 on: Dec 3rd, 2006, 5:15pm » |
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we have only gotten like 3 address`s..Please ...we want to send cards...thanks...
Tammy and Kenn
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