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George_J
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Your Call....
« on: Dec 1st, 2006, 6:35pm » |
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Reportedly a transcript of a radio conversation between a U.S. Naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland, released October, 1995:
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is a captain of a U.S. Navy ship, I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert your course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U.S. NAVY, DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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ROFLMAO!
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Re: Your Call....
« Reply #2 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 6:45pm » |
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And Chewy hits 3,000 posts with a ROFLMAO!
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Re: Your Call....
« Reply #3 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 6:45pm » |
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It was almost new found land for the Navy too.
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Re: Your Call....
« Reply #4 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 6:48pm » |
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Guess life is like that huh George ? Thanks for the laugh 
Annette
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George_J
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Re: Your Call....
« Reply #6 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 10:25pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2006, 8:48pm, AussieBrian wrote:
Awww. Bummer.
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George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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