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When CHenz Say...
« on: Nov 29th, 2006, 8:46am » |
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FINE
This is the word CHenz use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a CHen looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a CHen getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a CHen can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A CHen is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A CHen is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A CHen will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".
Mike the extremely cautious Goat! 
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 8:58am » |
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Thanks a lot, Goatie..."go ahead" and pick on the chenz...that's okay Nothing is wrong with all these words except the five minute thing--you mean like the half hour it takes for the last five minutes of that basketball game you're watching? *loud sigh*
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #2 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:51am » |
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anyone for curried goat?
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #3 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:59am » |
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First a rousing game of darts--then the curry.
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #4 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 10:09am » |
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Mike, you have a death wish.
(Disclaimer: No, I am not a psychologist, but I am an expert smarta$$. All information contained in this post is for informational purposes only. It is in no way intended to be used as a replacement for professional headshrinking. The author makes no claims as to the scientific/clinical validity of the information in this post OR to that of the information linked to from this post. All information taken from the internet should be discussed with a bone-shaking witch doctor. )
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #5 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 11:33am » |
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on Nov 29th, 2006, 10:09am, georgej wrote:Mike, you have a death wish.
(Disclaimer: No, I am not a psychologist, but I am an expert smarta$$. All information contained in this post is for informational purposes only. It is in no way intended to be used as a replacement for professional headshrinking. The author makes no claims as to the scientific/clinical validity of the information in this post OR to that of the information linked to from this post. All information taken from the internet should be discussed with a bone-shaking witch doctor. ) |
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It will be a long and painful death.
Then they will revive you to do it all over again.
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #7 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 12:45pm » |
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Kule MOUF TU MOUF !!!! 
Come on CHenz im ready!
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #8 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 12:58pm » |
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Um, didn't we tell you?
Silly me - whoops!
Chewee is the one with the First Aid experience, he'll revive you for us Goatie
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #9 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 1:01pm » |
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #10 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 1:01pm » |
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"Chewee is the one with the First Aid experience, he'll revive you for us Goatie "
yep, right after he munches a clove of garlic and polishes off a lobstah. You lucky boy, Mike!
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #11 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 1:10pm » |
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Pssst Margi, just don't tell him Cheweee's toothbrush is so old its made of badgers bum hairs eh? Some things may just be better kept from him
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #12 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 1:22pm » |
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too right, Helen. Some things need to remain on a need to know basis. I think this is one of those times.
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NIce goin Ghost.
Somehow ya got MY nuts raostin on an open fire.
Happy Holidays
You suck.
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #14 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 2:15pm » |
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You forgot
DO WHAT YOU WANT
This is most certainly an invitation, a DARE if you will, to do what you have been lobbying for. You are being lulled into an abyss that there is no escape from. If you do it, you die. If you don't, you can never complain because she has told you to go ahead. No win senario here.
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #15 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 2:18pm » |
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aint it grand?
CHenz are more fun than watching Chewy on a boat!
Mike
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #16 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 2:20pm » |
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on Nov 29th, 2006, 1:10pm, LeLimey wrote:| Pssst Margi, just don't tell him Cheweee's toothbrush is so old its made of badgers bum hairs eh? Some things may just be better kept from him |
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At least he can still use one.
Me on the other hand thanks to the beast prodding at me am now very limited.
Mike
See Chewy I got your back, shoot I heard someone say you liked 5h1t sandwiches and I told them it aint so you cant stand bread!
Yep I suck!
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #17 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 5:03am » |
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Re: When CHenz Say...
« Reply #18 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 7:33am » |
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Very insightful Mike.
Thanks!
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pf wishes,
Rich
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