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chewy
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Most of my day today I'm Santa at the Pet Food Shoppe to benefit the animal shelter.
Three girls in tights and funny outfits serve all my needs.
I dress up, get drooled on, scratched, bit, hissed at, humped and in the end return home tired, worn out, itchey, and smelly.
JUST LIKE VEGAS!
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #1 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 7:53am » |
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I dress up, get drooled on, scratched, bit, hissed at, humped and in the end return home tired, worn out, itchey, and smelly
sounds like a normal day on ch.com 
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #2 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 8:32am » |
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on Nov 26th, 2006, 7:48am, chewy wrote:Most of my day today I'm Santa at the Pet Food Shoppe to benefit the animal shelter.
Three girls in tights and funny outfits serve all my needs.
I dress up, get drooled on, scratched, bit, hissed at, humped and in the end return home tired, worn out, itchey, and smelly.
JUST LIKE VEGAS! |
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The visual is just about enough to make one lose their lunch!
Have fun!!!!!
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #3 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 8:35am » |
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Dons a Ho Ho Ho
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I don't suffer from INSANITY; I'm enjoying every minute of it!
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #4 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 10:04am » |
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I once dressed as Santa for a benefit. For those who've seen my photo, there was a lot of padding involved, as you might imagine.
I must have been the world's most unconvincing Santa. In six hours of ho-ho'ing and (probably) grisly-looking smiles, I couldn't convince a single kid to get within ten feet of me. Not only wouldn't they sit on my lap, they wouldn't get within reach. I resorted to walking around, handing out suckers. To get their suckers, the kids would stand real, real close to their parents and stretch out an arm as far as they could reach, snatch the sucker, and get away.
Kids can sense that something is wrong. It's probably a good thing there weren't any dogs around, or I'd have got bit.
They never asked me to be Santa again.
Best,
George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #5 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 10:28am » |
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on Nov 26th, 2006, 7:48am, chewy wrote:| Most of my day today I'm Santa |
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Thats all we need....another fucking gay Santa....LOL
And yes, I did log on from work just to write this....LMAO 
I kill me!!!! 
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #6 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 11:04am » |
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Shouldn't that be you "sleigh" yourself your kingliness?! 
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #7 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 11:22am » |
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on Nov 26th, 2006, 11:04am, LeLimey wrote:| Shouldn't that be you "sleigh" yourself your kingliness?! |
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That works for me....ROTFF!!!!!
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #8 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 12:20pm » |
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on Nov 26th, 2006, 7:48am, chewy wrote:
Three girls in tights and funny outfits serve all my needs.
I get drooled on, scratched, bit, humped and in the end return home tired, worn out, itchey, and smelly.
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Be thankful. That's probably the most "live" action you've gotten all year...
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #9 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 4:16pm » |
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on Nov 26th, 2006, 7:48am, chewy wrote:Most of my day today I'm Santa at the Pet Food Shoppe to benefit the animal shelter.
Three girls in tights and funny outfits serve all my needs.
I dress up, get drooled on, scratched, bit, hissed at, humped and in the end return home tired, worn out, itchey, and smelly.
JUST LIKE VEGAS! |
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Chewy, if ya don't like it, stay away from the gay Santa Claws clubs.
-P.
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #11 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 4:51pm » |
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ITS OKAY - RELAX EVERYONE!!
It was all just a typo, Chewy spelt "Santa" wrong
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #12 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 6:00pm » |
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"So did you tell Santa what you wanted this year, Joey?"
"Yes Mom, a baseball bat and Play Station 3."
"Oh, uh... did Santa mention the Play Station is hard for the elves to make and they are not sure if enough can be made for every good boy by Christmas?"
No, no. He told me the story of how a little boy named Babe Ruth asked for a baseball bat and a Play Station 3 but all he got was the baseball bat. Then he hit balls to kids in the outfield stands who watched him play in the house he built in New York."
"Yes Joey, the Babe became great in New York."
"Mom, I want to play for the Red Sox, but when we play in New York, I want to hit balls to the kids in the outfield stands in the Babe's house.
"How many bats do want Santa to bring this year Joey?!!! He might bring a broom maybe too, the Babe's house might need to be swept again when you're old enough, but it'll take four games to do it."
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #14 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 6:51pm » |
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 . thats hard work chewy. well done, you look as though you had fun. andrew.
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #15 on: Nov 26th, 2006, 7:01pm » |
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on Nov 26th, 2006, 7:48am, chewy wrote:I dress up, get drooled on, scratched, bit, hissed at, humped and in the end return home tired, worn out, itchey, and smelly.
JUST LIKE VEGAS! |
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You just wish you had that much action in Vegas.
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chewy
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C'Mon Bob.
You dont think I go to Vegas to win money do you?
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Sean_C
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Chewy your gonna go to heaven if you keep this shit up Very cool dude
Cheers 
Sean........................................
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chewy
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Is there a Craigs List in heaven?
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #19 on: Nov 27th, 2006, 2:33am » |
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This confirms my belief that Santa IS gay.
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Re: On being Santa
« Reply #20 on: Nov 27th, 2006, 6:48am » |
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I push my fingers into my eyes, It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache, But it's made of all the things I have to take, Jesus it never ends it just works its way inside, If the pain goes on, I AM gonna make it.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps7AM8HbjE
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