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Jimi
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A Thanksgiving Funny.......
« on: Nov 21st, 2006, 7:34pm » |
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PREGNANT TURKEY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird ..
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
Happy Thanksgiving my clusterhead friends.
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Re: A Thanksgiving Funny.......
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21st, 2006, 7:43pm » |
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I love it and I may just have to do that come Christmas... 
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Re: A Thanksgiving Funny.......
« Reply #2 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 4:12am » |
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That would SOOOO work on my sister..lol..Hmmm maybe next yr...Thanks for the idea and the laugh..
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Re: A Thanksgiving Funny.......
« Reply #3 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 6:00am » |
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Ohhhhh, now I've got to cook the turkey for Christmas... That's just too good NOT to do...
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Re: A Thanksgiving Funny.......
« Reply #4 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 11:31am » |
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Very good but I think I might have ended up with the Turkey stuck on my head if I tried it on my wife!! Happy Holiday Cheers Roy
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