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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #1 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 7:37am » |
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Sail boats are for sissys.
Heres what ya need.
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #2 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 7:44am » |
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on Nov 19th, 2006, 7:37am, chewy wrote:| Sail boats are for sissys |
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 11:48am » |
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Palmtrees in Massachusetts Chewy ???
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #4 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 11:52am » |
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on Nov 19th, 2006, 7:37am, chewy wrote:Sail boats are for sissys.
Heres what ya need.
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No, something tells me that here's what YOU need!
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 2:58pm » |
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Does this come with the all inclusive seamanship course and boat maintainance course thrown in??? Cheers Roy 
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #6 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 6:05pm » |
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on Nov 19th, 2006, 7:44am, LeLimey wrote:
Careful Helen, he's been trying to get away from that boyhood label a long time now.
One day long, long, ago he thought he heard a voice.
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And set out to build an arc in a remote beach outside Boston. Late for dinner, mom grounded him and the project went unfinished.
He took up the calling again in middle school shop class, but his teacher had it towed from the school in the middle of the night and told little Chewy the next day "the Smithsonian came for it!"
A young Chewy got his first paper route at a seaside village and brought home delivery to the neighborhood.
Now with his driver's license, a young Chewy showed off his parallel parking skills in front of the naval college he planned to attend. Though no records show he was ever admitted, he was quickly ushered on his way with a half can of spinach, the "outstanding sailor" award, he was told.
Encouraged, he practiced his hand at head on parking into narrow spaces.
Earning money for "commodore schoolin" he delivered groceries to the remote areas of shore, navigating to the wrong rock here and but steadfastly rowing over to deliver kibble and butcher bones to the family's hungry canine.
Tips had been slim to this point so he tried
his hand in Las Vegas to hit it big.
Through the port of Boston, he steered his vessel through the busy shipping channel safely home.
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #7 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 6:10pm » |
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=ROFLMAO!!!
Kev.........You need a hobby bud. LMAO
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #8 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 6:12pm » |
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Looks like he's got one to me 
Chewy huntin' and he's bloody brilliant at it!
Kevvie you're wonderful, thank you for making me really giggle! 
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 7:19pm » |
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Damm, Kev. That was a thing of beauty.
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 8:44pm » |
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ROFTLMHO !!!
Kevin, you are a real gem! Thanks for giving us such a good laugh ...
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #11 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 8:52pm » |
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Kev, that was great!
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #12 on: Nov 20th, 2006, 12:03am » |
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #13 on: Nov 20th, 2006, 8:52am » |
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on Nov 19th, 2006, 7:37am, chewy wrote:Sail boats are for sissys.
Heres what ya need.
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No Chewy, here's what YOU need
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Re: Chewy, it can be done
« Reply #14 on: Nov 20th, 2006, 10:04am » |
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Chewy's right--sailboats are for sissies. We fondly call them rag-baggers or WAFI's (Wave Assisted Fu@%ing Idiots). Here's what you really need, Chewy, to help you recover from the loss of The Damned. http://www.checkmatepowerboats.net/custshow.html We've got one for sale and we'll even throw in a couple of life-jackets for your faint-hearted friends. Take care, Tata
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