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A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I've had my wallet stolen August 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
-P.
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 11:27am » |
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You poor old soul! 
Here you go, never let it be said I don't do all I can for you...
http://www.homedepot.com
The button on the far right will help you find more store's in your area 
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #2 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 11:44am » |
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Paul,
This is so terrible you became a victim of this. After reading of your ordeal I immediately felt my need to do my part for society and went to the 3 Home Depots in my area looking for these scoundrels or their counterparts. To no avail they couldn't be found...must be in hiding now. I'll be on the lookout and keep you informed. I wish you complete recovery from experiencing such a traumatic ordeal.
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #4 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:13pm » |
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #5 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:28pm » |
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #6 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:39pm » |
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Damn this board is funny today! LMAO I love it!
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #7 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 1:16pm » |
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well, it being the holdays and all, I thought this might be a great opportunity to make a lil mad money. I called my friend, Carla....she's just a skosh older than I, and we decided, if these other girls can do it, so should we! Put on our spandex jeans, with the tummy tuck panels, of course, our 24hr Cross you heart bras......ya know, the ones with the 12 hooks in back?? Carla wears a 44A.......put on our special arch support tennies and our 'do me red" lipstick, and off we went.
The parking lot was jammed with men. I knew they were just waiting with their new wallets, we approached.........
the parking lot emptied in record time!!!.......all except one man-who ran back into the store to buy himself a GPS- he had NO clue how to get to another Home Depot.......
.we won't be quitting our day jobs......
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #8 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 1:35pm » |
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I just spent my lunch hour at Home Depot. Nothing happened. I was really wanting a hummer today. I even went as far as tying a fishing line to my wallet and went trolling around the parking lot to no avail.
I'll check the other place on the way home.
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #10 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 1:44pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 1:41pm, chewy wrote: Sore locator
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #12 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 3:49pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 11:19am, Paul98 wrote:
three times just yesterday, -P. |
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3 times in 1 day? At your age? You liar!
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 3:49pm, BobG wrote:
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OK Bob ya caught me, I was lying. It actually was 5 but I didn't want you young whippersnappers to feel bad.
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #14 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 5:21pm » |
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Exactly where did this happen, what state, city, time of day. Is it near the Taco Bell that puts cocaine in their tacos???
I think this behavior is just dispicable and I want to do my best to get ....er....uh ...to the bottom of this!
Jeff(doing my best to protect the good people of CH.com)B
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #15 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 6:28pm » |
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Paul,
When Helen and I learned of this "tragic event" we immediately went out and hunted down these "lady" scammers so that you wouldn't be tempted to go back they could harm you no further.
As proof of our victory we have obtained the official mugshots from the good fellows in law enforcement.
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While both persons arrested did confess to the crime they were both confused and flattered by your previous description of them as "Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls".
Never let it be said that Helen and I aren't always on the lookout to protect our fellow CH'ers.
DD
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #16 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 6:30pm » |
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You have to admit though Donna.. they're a step up from Pauls usual standard's of trollop
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #17 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 6:40pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:30pm, LeLimey wrote:| You have to admit though Donna.. they're a step up from Pauls usual standard's of trollop |
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SO true, Helen. Remember what an awful time we had convincing him that his last date was in reality a trans....umm...err....well, he had to lift the lid when he went to the toidy.
We must shelter the poor fellow. He knows not what he does.
DD
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:30pm, LeLimey wrote:| You have to admit though Donna.. they're a step up from Pauls usual standard's of trollop |
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Now Helen, you promised not to mention ANYTHING about sheep...Remember?
-P.
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #19 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 6:47pm » |
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I didn't promise anything sillyarse!
Me give up the opportunity to give you hell? ...As if
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #20 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 6:49pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:40pm, Donna_D. wrote:
SO true, Helen. Remember what an awful time we had convincing him that his last date was in reality a trans....umm...err....well, he had to lift the lid when he went to the toidy.
We must shelter the poor fellow. He knows not what he does.
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Yeah but on the other hand they had SUCH fun at the cock fight...
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #21 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 6:54pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:49pm, LeLimey wrote:
Yeah but on the other hand they had SUCH fun at the cock fight...
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Hey, Helen...on that bus ride to hell...
Can I have the window seat please?
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #22 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 6:55pm » |
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Paul,
Sending you all the vibes I can spare as you recover!
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #23 on: Nov 18th, 2006, 12:01am » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:42pm, Paul98 wrote:
Now Helen, you promised not to mention ANYTHING about sheep...Remember?
-P.
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Uh ... I thought it was goat ? 
Sorry Paul, got the species all wrong !!!
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Re: I got scamed...
« Reply #24 on: Nov 18th, 2006, 2:37am » |
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I HOPE Kenn don`t see this..I don`t have a whole weekend for him to be looking for Home-depots to make sure "noone gets harmed" he is sooo nice that way and likes to make sure everyone is safe...
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