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Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« on: Nov 17th, 2006, 7:45am » |
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Buddy may kill me for it but what the Hell have to die some way right LMAO !
I have a friend from another site that sends me soap she makes. It smells so good I love it. Well Buddy loves his Dial soap. He was in the shower over the week end and I was asleep. I heard this scream coming from our bathroom, I got up ran to the bathroom and there Buddy is nude, jumping up and down saying cuss words left and right. He said " What the hell is in that soap"? I said " I don't know whats wrong?" He said it blistard his balls and was faning himself. I was trying not to laugh but when he made me go get the fan I couldn't help it. He said he wished I didn't know cause he knew I would post it to the world. I told him no only to ch.com LMAO Someone has to warn the men about the danger in homemade soap ! I feel I must do my part. 
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #1 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 7:51am » |
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #2 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 8:42am » |
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 8:58am » |
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Your friend from another site, right? LOL... I can't imagine what could be in it to do that!
My soaps are gentle and all natural...no ball blistering...
poor Buddy. *holding in a snorty laugh*
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #4 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 9:08am » |
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Quote:| I told him no only to ch.com LMAO Someone has to warn the men about the danger in homemade soap ! I feel I must do my part. |
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Yeah...your doing a service to all the men in Chville.....well not service (to all those dirty minds) but a warning! lol
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #6 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:10pm » |
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How come i cant post a smiley face? What trick is there? I am feeling a little like boomhauer of king of the hill. help.
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #7 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:12pm » |
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Barry you just click on the smilies above where you write. 
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:17pm » |
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Yep the soap wasn't from anyone here. I hate to tell Buddy But I don't think it was the soap. The only thing I can figure was either Deveny let some of her hair remover get on the soap or it fell in the floor of the shower when I bleached it out and the soap had bleach on it. I wash all over with that soap and it don't do me that way, but then again I don't have balls. 
I am still laughing I am so evil !
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:23pm » |
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I will try it  but i must go backto  work
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:24pm » |
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #11 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 12:46pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 12:17pm, LadyElaine1 wrote:Yep the soap wasn't from anyone here. I hate to tell Buddy But I don't think it was the soap. The only thing I can figure was either Deveny let some of her hair remover get on the soap or it fell in the floor of the shower when I bleached it out and the soap had bleach on it. I wash all over with that soap and it don't do me that way, but then again I don't have balls.
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Elaine!1 He must've been... .. incensed..... 
Awwwwwww*snort*wwwwwwwwww poor Buddy!!
man E, this is just too easy!
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #12 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 1:01pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 12:17pm, LadyElaine1 wrote:The only thing I can figure was either Deveny let some of her hair remover get on the soap or it fell in the floor of the shower when I bleached it out and the soap had bleach on it.
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I dont know about anyone else but this just smacks of a Lelimey payback
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #13 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 1:24pm » |
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Reminds me of the one and only time I caught crabs. It was in college and they used to take the heating elements out of the dryers in order to save $ and get you to dump $3 worth of quarters in to dry a load of clothes. I usuallly did laundry at a laundrymat but I was desperate so this one time I used the dorm's laundry. Sure enough I got crabs from the washer/dryers there. I ended up getting some stuff that smelled like a mix of kerosine and naptaline. Direstions said apply liberally and let stand for 5 min. I wanted to make sure I got the job done right the first time so I applied it liberally....all over...everything. After 30 sec. I thought someone had taken a blow tourch to my balls. I was in agony waiting for the time to be up dancing and gyrating because of the intense pain. Man, it took about 2 hours of showering in cool water before the pain got to a tolerable level. Needless to say I never used the dorm's laundry facilities again.
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #14 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 1:33pm » |
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....first time I heard of soapy Sal getting called "the laundry facility"....
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 4:53pm » |
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Paul, yah ok sure we'll go with the it was the laundrymat explanation.....that sounds good....(just teasin)
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 5:14pm » |
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When I worked the paint locker on the USS Missouri I used paint cans to sit on. Well, one can was Methyl Ethyl Keytone, and there was a big puddle on top of the can. I sat down, felt something wet and about 5 minutes later I had blisters from my a$$ to my balls. Talk about painful.
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #17 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 5:21pm » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 5:14pm, JeffB wrote:| When I worked the paint locker on the USS Missouri I used paint cans to sit on. Well, one can was Methyl Ethyl Keytone, and there was a big puddle on top of the can. I sat down, felt something wet and about 5 minutes later I had blisters from my a$$ to my balls. Talk about painful. |
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Oooooooh! Poor you Jeff - I'm not even going to pick on you for that one cos it sounds like you did enough to yourself
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #18 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 1:04am » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 5:14pm, JeffB wrote:| When I worked the paint locker on the USS Missouri I used paint cans to sit on. Well, one can was Methyl Ethyl Keytone, and there was a big puddle on top of the can. I sat down, felt something wet and about 5 minutes later I had blisters from my a$$ to my balls. Talk about painful. |
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So that explains why you are such a pain in the A$$......
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #19 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 1:40am » |
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on Nov 17th, 2006, 12:17pm, LadyElaine1 wrote:Yep the soap wasn't from anyone here. I hate to tell Buddy But I don't think it was the soap. The only thing I can figure was either Deveny let some of her hair remover get on the soap or it fell in the floor of the shower when I bleached it out and the soap had bleach on it. I wash all over with that soap and it don't do me that way, but then again I don't have balls.
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #20 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 3:00am » |
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Horrible situation, but it made me grin after a hit.
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Re: Too funny got to tell this!Warning for men!
« Reply #21 on: Nov 19th, 2006, 9:18am » |
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Sounds like the ole man, I mean hubby. He told me of a story of him and his cousin making cinnamon toothpicks. He said they bought some peppermint oil and wooden toothpicks, dipped them, and put them in foil. Later, he had to go wee-wee, touched his thingy, and oooowwwww, he said he was yelling and running and yelling some more. Oh, I laugh at the thought. So, I think there must be peppermint oil in the soap! Makes sense....
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